There, I fixed it
Dolly Parton lost a Dolly Parton look-alike contest.
Somebody watched Knives Out recently.
Are you Lellinger?
Thats odd. 9 of the 10 dentists Colgate asked apparently recommended Colgate toothpaste.
I can only assume Crest asked 100 dentists. 90 said Crest. Colgate then asked the remaining 10, 9 of which said Colgate?
Makes me wonder what the last dentist said...
It works on fish too.
Rickrolling is 13-14 years old.
Rick Astley isn't a particularly popular artist over the world.
I didn't know what a rickroll was the first time I got rickrolled, but I spent weeks rickrolling them back.
Chocolate is healthy. It's the added sugar that is harmful
don't blow my cover
Or more like all the people you've smiled hello to but never had the casual chance to talk to
It's based in classism a couple hundred years ago being pale was a status symbol because all the peasants were farmers so the tanned a lot. But when the industrial era came most lower to middle class workers were in factories so being pale was no longer a higher class thing so it became a luxury to be able to do nothing but tan all day so the second ideology plus racism is how most are today
Well considering eventually there will be the heat death of the universe there is a finite amount