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When doing geometry, you just want to yell "I have had it with these motherfucking shapes on this motherfucking plane!" amirite?
@This is funny!

Whoa. Kindness. On the internet. I... I think I need to lie down for a minute.

TheRaftsmans avatar TheRaftsman +92Reply
No, it's not love. You only have a boyfriend for the sake of having a boyfriend. Grow up, amirite?

"Grow up!" yelled username 'Tinkerswift' at people she had never met before

rowannes avatar rowanne +141Reply
You aren't allowed to be a Harry Potter fan unless you've read the books, amirite?

"Whether you decide to come back through the pages of the books or through the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home." - J. K. Rowling.

HMDuckys avatar HMDucky +88Reply
Guys, you have a bit of a crush on at least one female amirite user, amirite?
@Statefarm I HEAR STATEFARM IS A SEXY BITCH.

Shit, I ACTUALLY forgot to go Anon. Fuck, I'm stupid. /facepalm

Statefarms avatar Statefarm +126Reply
It would be helpful if each city came with a guide for people who had just moved in so they don't have to look stupid in front of locals. "New residents should invest in close-toed shoes and watch out for ants every spring. Commonly used make-out spots include the junkyard and riverside park, and we have an inside joke involving doughnuts due to a drunk man who accidentally dialed our local radio station.", amirite?

"Welcome to New York City. Bring some toilet paper because everyone here is an asshole."

Anonymous +100Reply
the only thing young girls should insert in themselves is knowledge, amirite?
@Voldy Tampons?

NOTHING SHOULD ENTER INTO YOUR VAGINA EXCEPT YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND!

Anonymous +33Reply
If all of the current amirite members remained active users for the next twenty years, there would be a shift in the age demographic, and it would be cool to see how the posts, comments, and site would change to appeal to thirty and forty-year-olds, amirite?
@boxtop You could use an Aspirin right now, amirite?

Paying taxes is so much more complicated than Monopoly made it out to be, amirite?

Anonymous +131Reply
How much of a prick you are is directly proportional to how long your drink order is at Starbucks. amirite?
Guys: Putting in a tampon is really difficult, amirite?
Guys: Putting in a tampon is really difficult, amirite?
@Not if you try the other end.

Are you really here to discriminate against me for what my body does and doesn't do?

Mike_Hawks avatar Mike_Hawk +70Reply

I am very familiar with things being two inches too short.

Anonymous +13Reply
It's possible for a girl to have a dress that shows off her curves, but still reminds people that she can read, amirite?

"Does this dress make me look illiterate?"

John_Smiths avatar John_Smith +180Reply
It's ironic that A list celebrities spend a lot of their time trying not to be noticed so they can just live their lives, but I bet one of the places they really wish they could get noticed would be while driving. You can just imagine a big SUV with neon signs on the side that say 'Attention, this is Brad Pitt. I shit thee not, the real Brad Pitt. Do not cut me off again and please let me in the damn turning lane.', amirite?
@Cedz Okay this is like way too long for my drunken brain to understand I just saw Brad Pitt and I guess I approve haaaaa

Some people send bad texts or bad pictures when they're drunk. Others...others write bad comments on Amirite.

boxtops avatar boxtop +39Reply
Inner-city kids: making everyone else's scores "above average", since 1964, amirite?

That's why standardized state tests are so easy. "If Rahgov is building a square fence with 16 feet of fence available, how long will each side be?
A. 4 feet
B. Lil' Wayne
C. $59
D. Masturbation

BreakfastFans avatar BreakfastFan +110Reply