Whoa. Kindness. On the internet. I... I think I need to lie down for a minute.
"Grow up!" yelled username 'Tinkerswift' at people she had never met before
"Whether you decide to come back through the pages of the books or through the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home." - J. K. Rowling.
Shit, I ACTUALLY forgot to go Anon. Fuck, I'm stupid. /facepalm
"Welcome to New York City. Bring some toilet paper because everyone here is an asshole."
NOTHING SHOULD ENTER INTO YOUR VAGINA EXCEPT YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND!
Paying taxes is so much more complicated than Monopoly made it out to be, amirite?
Premature ejaculation. I win.
I got a massive boner. Funny how people differ.
Are you really here to discriminate against me for what my body does and doesn't do?
I am very familiar with things being two inches too short.
"Does this dress make me look illiterate?"
Some people send bad texts or bad pictures when they're drunk. Others...others write bad comments on Amirite.
That's why standardized state tests are so easy. "If Rahgov is building a square fence with 16 feet of fence available, how long will each side be?
A. 4 feet
B. Lil' Wayne