I read that there was a company and they couldn't think of what to call it. Until the CEO, eating an apple, said as a joke 'If you don't have a name for next week I'm going to just call it Apple!
Haha facepalm, when it just can't be put into words
You're gonna die, man.
Every girl would have enormous boobs
I think people were put off by the fact that Hermione is so stunning in the movies, because in the book, Ginny was the amazing one.
There are so many:
this is not YouTube
In my gym, there's a device stuck on the bicycles in which you plug your earphones to hear the audio of the televisions. You power you own device, so if you stop pedalling, the audio goes out. This both encourages people to actually excercise and not go to watch T.V. plus, you save energy.
Yeah but imagine the symbolism. I mean sure it would be expensive as fuck but he'd be there for the rest of history. 1000 years from now, kids would be learning that the first man to ever set foot on the moon is now buried there for eternity, it's pretty cool to think about.
Ah, common sense... the least common of the senses.
Some people Bob Wilson-
more like, keep your hopes high but your expectations low
@1205152 (annoyed): They're in deinal.
I knew this would be post of the day someday, it's fucking brilliant