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Imagine how long it would take to decide on a company name. It's like your username, except it actually matters, amirite?

I read that there was a company and they couldn't think of what to call it. Until the CEO, eating an apple, said as a joke 'If you don't have a name for next week I'm going to just call it Apple!

I wonder if the police changed their extension for calling the police from [I don't know] to 911 because of the incident happened on 9/11, amirite?
@286746

Haha facepalm, when it just can't be put into words

I just took a 5 hour energy and a sleeping pill...LET THE BATTLE BEGIN, amirite?

You're gonna die, man.

We should be able to control where the fat in our body is stored, amirite?

Every girl would have enormous boobs

Not saying that they weren't a good couple, but it seems that J.K. Rowling put Hermione with Ron because to put her with Harry would have been too cliche, amirite?

I think people were put off by the fact that Hermione is so stunning in the movies, because in the book, Ginny was the amazing one.

I don't understand the feud between Jonas Brothers fans and Justin Bieber fans. Everyone knows the original JB was Johnny Bravo. amirite?

There are so many:
Jeff Beck
Jason Becker
James Blunt
Jack Black
James Bond

A negative boy was debating the pros and cons of going to a radical party. He decided to be square and missed out on four awesome chicks. But that’s okay, because it was all over by two AM. Amirite?
There is so much wasted energy lost in gyms. Let's hook up electric generators to the stationary bikes and step machines. Then people could not only lose weight, but also create energy. It wouldn't be much energy, but if there were enough people attending it could at least cover the energy needs of running the gym itself, amirite?

In my gym, there's a device stuck on the bicycles in which you plug your earphones to hear the audio of the televisions. You power you own device, so if you stop pedalling, the audio goes out. This both encourages people to actually excercise and not go to watch T.V. plus, you save energy.

Neil Armstrong should be buried on the moon, amirite?
@Blucatt Do you know how much money it would cost to send to create a space program to the moon, preserve his body until the...

Yeah but imagine the symbolism. I mean sure it would be expensive as fuck but he'd be there for the rest of history. 1000 years from now, kids would be learning that the first man to ever set foot on the moon is now buried there for eternity, it's pretty cool to think about.

Being faithful to your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife should be common sense.. amirite?

Ah, common sense... the least common of the senses.

Some people's usernames are just fucking stupid, amirite?

Some people Bob Wilson-

It's better to be a pessimist. That way if something goes wrong, you were expecting it so it doesn't seem that bad. And if something good happens, you're pleasantly surprised. But if you're an optimist, something good happening isn't as enjoyable because you were expecting it, and when something bad happens you feel like you got your hopes up for nothing, amirite?

more like, keep your hopes high but your expectations low

There's no "I" in "denial", amirite?
Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?

I knew this would be post of the day someday, it's fucking brilliant