You've tried to hypnotise someone before, amirite?

...unfortunately, it was during math, so I'm not sure if I made them get 'veryyyyyy sleeeeeeeepy' or if they were just sleepy.

It's fine if you're an atheist, just don't tell me my beliefs are stupid, amirite?

...but I will if you're shoving your religion down my throat & trying to convert me.

Anyone who says that cats never do anything has obviously never had a Bengal (the breed, not the tiger), amirite?

Cats definitely do things. They scratch me, stare at me like I'm an alien, and hiss at me. -Dog Person

4/20? More like 1/5. Stupid stoners forgot to reduce their fractions, amirite?

4/21: National Surprise Drug Test day!

Finding out your favorite book is being made into a movie can make your day. Finding out who plays the main character can ruin it. amirite?

and then when you actually see the movie, you cry because Hollywood doesn't know how to read.

It seems like everyone who owns a guitar says that they're a guitarist. I own some pain killers, does that mean I'm a junkie? amirite?

People who own guitars tend to play guitar. That makes them a guitarist.

Zac Efron can do it all; sing and dance perfectly with a basketball (HSM), jump from middle aged to teenager (17 again), be a super dancer in the 60's -again with the time travel- (Hairspray), and now he is a ghost whisperer (Charlie St. Cloud). Who would have thought Zac could have mastered all of this when he appeared to only be concerned that his friends wouldn't like him for loving to dance... amirite?

That wasn't his real voice in HSM

You prefer to shower in the morning than any other time of the day, amirite?

I like taking showers right before I go to bed so I don't have to blow-dry my hair, and I can sleep in for an extra ten minutes before I go to school.

Even though they technically mean the same thing, "thank you" is so much more formal and sincere than "thanks," amirite?
@Pergenstein Thanks is weird, it comes from giving thanks, but we now say thanks. It's like showing your gratitude by going up...

Interesting. (And in German, gesundheit means "health", so when people sneeze, we're wishing them health. They do the same thing in Spanish. Yay for weird phrases!)

You have a couple pictures of just your home screen on your Ipod Touch from accidently taking a picture, amirite?

I don't have a iPod touch but at a girl scout sleepover at the zoo a couple years ago, my friend brought a disposable camera and got some pretty interesting pics of the inside of her pocket.

It seems like everyone who owns a guitar says that they're a guitarist. I own some pain killers, does that mean I'm a junkie? amirite?
@I own a guitar. I am not a guitarist. I can't play that thing for shit.

Then why do you own it? Have a garage sale and sell it! (Or give it to someone you know who wants to play it but can't afford one.)

when you ask a little kid how old they are, they wont actually tell you how old they are. instead, theyll just raise however many fingers, amirite?

That happens until they turn eleven. Then I'm like, "Mwahahahaha!!! Now you HAVE to tell me!" (jk, I'm not that good at evil laughs.)

Even though you can survive for about 3 minutes without air, when someone pushes you underwater for 3 seconds it feels like you're going to die, amirite?

When I got certified to be a lifeguard, someone asked the teacher what's so bad about looking away for ten seconds, and it turns out it can take as little as 20 seconds to drown.

You prefer to shower in the morning than any other time of the day, amirite?
Every body of water on TV has a pier with a ferris wheel off to the right somewhere, amirite?

The only exception I can possibly think of is this one episode of Psych where they went to this sketchy little town- and when I say sketchy, I mean it. They didn't have internet, only one cubic foot of cell reception, and one road connecting it to the next town over. Anyway, the town was on a lake, and it didn't have a pier.