Confidence is when you write "answer key" on the top of your test, amirite?

Or writing "Answers may vary" for the essay portion.

It would be awesome to go back to kindergarten as a 5 year old with all the knowledge you currently have and completely dominate, amirite?

If I went back, I would like to have my innocence back too, thanks.

Concerts: The only place where an acceptable answer to "How are you doing tonight?" is "AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!", amirite?
@Blake11roys Have you missed the past week? There was a ton of people with the mango picture a few days ago.

Yes I apparently have because it seems that college gets in the way of my social life.

And yes, amirite? is most of my social life. d smilie

Guys who do ballet have way more guts than guys that play football, amirite?

Not all guys who dance ballet are gay, it is actually a very tough thing to learn and do. Yes, it does take guts because they have to prepare for being made fun of, which I find plain stupid. Football players run around in tight, butt hugging pants, throwing around a weird shaped ball, tackling eachother. And when the game is over, they slap eachother's butts. That, in my opinion, is a lot gayer than learning to dance.

Some days you feel as confused as a blind lesbian at a fish market, amirite?

No, but sometimes I feel as confused as a straight lesbian buying fish from a jewelry store.

No lead singer, I will not sing the chorus, that's what I paid you to do, amirite?

When the lead singer has the audience sing a part of the song, it is his way to connecting to them. When the audience sings with the singer, it is like a connection between the audience and the singer and the music. I think that part of concerts is the most intimate (and often best) part.

One of my favorite bands often has one song out of the set where the lead has the rest of the band go off stage and he is sitting on a stool in the middle of the stage with an acoustic guitar and the microphone. He has the audience pick a song for him to sing, and the entire audience joins him in unison. Often it is only the audience singing. But truly, it is a way that people come together; all sharing their passion for music.

They should make a reverse Hooters restaurant that only staffs hot shirtless guys and serves stereotypical female foods like salad, vegetarian food, yogurt, and chocolate desserts. They could call it Bollocks. amirite?
@Turtle Or Banana Cabana.

The C in Cabana can be shaped like a banana smirk smilie

There is not a single fucking sleeping bag in the world that can easily fit into its goddamn bag, amirite?

Bad day?

It counts as losing your virginity if you were raped, am I right?

You're not right. You're rite. But only technically.

It's weird how Apple claims 8 gigs is enough for about 2000 songs. If you played 250 songs at a gig, the crowd would leave, amirite?
@Ram27 So I go to a concert of my favorite band, and the singer says, "We're have 250 songs to play, and we're really...

If the concert was one huge mosh pit, it would soon end up being one huge pit of dead bodies.

It's weird how Apple claims 8 gigs is enough for about 2000 songs. If you played 250 songs at a gig, the crowd would leave, amirite?
@Isn't it a little too soon, after Steve Jobs' death to be making jokes about it...

Not only is this irrelevant, but you also inserted a completely unneeded comma.

People these days.. ono smilie

If Earth was just a centimeter closer to the sun, we would burn. If it were a centimeter further, we would freeze. Earth is the only place in the universe that has water on it. It's fascinating how slim the chances of us being alive are, amirite?
Sometimes when you're a girl you prefer to have guy friends, amirite?

But sometimes when I'm a guy I still prefer hanging out with guys. Both genders of me dislike girls (the guy version can be pretty gay).

You don't like atheists, amirite?

You must have not been on here for very long, because everyone knows it's a terribly bad choice to post something like this on here.