I didn't know that it predated religion - sorry.
@Rainboots I know, things like the legal benefits.
Well I thought it wouldn't be necessary. Before I associated it with religion (a ceremony in Atheistland would be awkward). I was thinking it would be enough to say 'x and y are now partners' - like a civil union or something. Pretty much a marriage without the church and a different name.
Ok where to start...
Middle aged twilight fans in it for Lautner and Patterson.
Swap both genders - "look at her playing with her fanny", to me, thats goddamn creepy.
I haven't seen any dinosaurs, therefore, they didn't exist.
With every body type, black people>white people.