In your embarrassing moments, if no one saw it, it didn't happen, amirite?

On homepage with no votes. Nothing suspicious about that.

Phones have trends too! First it was flip, then full keyboards and now touch screens!! amirite?

Someone's excited about this idea.

The only reason you watched Pawn Stars was because you misread the title, amirite?

Because it's awesome*

It sucks when someone says, "Bear with me" but they don't and you're stuck there growling by yourself, amirite?

It's even more awkward in the spring.

Women's masturbation should be called 'Jilling Off', amirite?
If I want to bring in a bible to read silently to myself at school, I am not, in fact, infringing on others religious rights, amirite?
It pisses you off when someone is obviously pissed at you, but won't tell you why, or even talk to you, amirite?

Maybe they're pissed off that you're pissed off at them for not telling you what they're pissed off about?

Those t.v. preachers are always way too enthusiastic, amirite?

Oh. Well, Baptist preachers in general are known for being loud.

Those t.v. preachers are always way too enthusiastic, amirite?

You're black. All black Baptist preachers are that loud.

Women's masturbation should be called 'Jilling Off', amirite?
Wizard dont use Viagra they use Wingardium Leviosa instead, amirite?

This reminded me of Borat: "When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep: BORAT BORAT, eh, she receive hair on chest, and vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard."

When kids in China and Germany don't learn about their country's bad history, how will they know not to do the same thing, amirite?
Girls that post the "to be honest" statuses on Facebook usually just say "tbh, I love you guuurl" or "I don't know you... but we should talk more! :) :)" Not once do they say "I talk crap about you all the time, I think you suck" or "You have a pungent toe odor", amirite?

The girls in my area do "Truth is..."
It is so ridiculous.

Amy Winehouse dying, that's a lifestyle choice. The 80 that were murdered in Oslo, that's a tragedy. Amirite?
@alliemaryx Addiction isn't a choice. It's a disease. And any death is a tragedy.

The choice she made was to drink heavily and do all sorts of drugs. She made the choice to keep doing it even when it was a problem. She chose to be addicted.

The idea of an unwashed pair of man's underwear seems much more disgusting than an unwashed pair of women's underwear, amirite?

Men don't secrete bodily fluids when aroused.