You always wait for that awkward moment in "The Spongebob Squarepants Movie" when Patrick turns into a stripper during "Goofy Goober Rock", amirite?

I am just a kid. And you know, I’ve been t hrough a lot in the past 6 days, five minutes, 27 and a half seconds, And if I’ve learned anything during that time, it’s that you are who you are, And no amount of mermaid magic...or managerial promotion...or some other third thing... can make me more than what I really am inside. A kid. But that’s okay. Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn’t do . I made it to shell city, and I beat the cyclops, and I rode the hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back. So, yeah, I’m a kid. And I’m also a goofball, and a wingnut, and a kuncklehead mcspazatron. But most of all, I’m, I’m , I’m, I'M A GOOFY GOOBER ROCK

When you're at war, don't throw a grenade at the enemy. Throw a flower at them. Then when they look down at it, they will think about how crazy and pointless war is. Then while they're thinking you can throw a real grenade at them, amirite?

Better hope Bruno Mars isn't there, he'd just catch it.

We all know that one girl who isn't particularly pretty or intelligent or funny or nice, yet all the guys go crazy for her, amirite?

What about the girls that have all that going for them, and yet no guys, why is that?

One of the worst feelings in the world is arriving at school, wondering why everyone is sad, and finding out one of your friends has died, amirite?

Can't say that that has happened to me before...

Cute babies make ugly teens and ugly babies make cute teens, amirite?

And slutty teens just make babies

They should print books with glow-in-the-dark ink so you can read at night, amirite?


You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?
You are scared of the possibility that your children will be ugly, amirite?

But then again if they look anything like me, there's no way of that possibility.

Crazy? I was crazy once. My parents locked me in a round room and told me to sit in the corner. Corner? I couldn't find one. That really bugged me. Bugs? I hate bugs, they drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once... amirite?

What is this from?

It gets really annoying when an author introduces a ton of characters at one time, in a book. amirite?

Especially when it's a book for school, because then you get a test on it like who is Fred who was on page 37 for a sentence.

Excessive cussing really does not make you cool. It makes you sound like an uneducated idiot. Amirite?

You damn little shit, you fucking fat ass how dare you fucking talk to me like that what the hell? I'm the fucking shit you motherfucker, damn.


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More people pee in the shower than are willing to admit it, amirite?

you save so much more water because then you don't have to flush the toilet

Be careful of what you say or do on the news, for it could just easily become the next internet meme. amirite?

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husband cuz they be rapin err'body out there

How much you like a teacher depends entirely on how well you're doing in their class, amirite?

It's more like how much you like a class depends on how well the teacher is .