You wish there was a way to be able to stare for a long time at someone really hot without them thinking you're a creep. amirite?
You've lied to your dentist before, amirite?

"Oh, so where do you go to school?"
"madsfbasrguadfsfjpijsd;hg!"

I. LOVE. YOU.

@TicTacAddict Yellow is a happy color.

It's also the color of puke after eating too much eggs...

And that is why his name is sarcasticfuck

whoever came up with the idea of dracula is an idiot... i mean why the fuck does he transforms into a bat??? bats has nothing to do with vampires!...he should have transformed into a fucking mosquito, amirite?

Ummmm... you should change your name from A_einstein to an_idiot

Your Halloween costume is a character from Twilight, amirite? (btw, I can't wait for Breaking Dawn part 1 :) amirite?

Yeah I'm going as Edward. My costume's going to be really easy though... I'm just going to roll around in glue and ask my little sister to dump glitter on me.

It seems like whenever a movie or video game is talking about the end of the world, it's always a very quiet, fragile woman's voice or a deep, booming man's voice, amirite?

Or Minerva. (from Assassin's Creed)

It sucks when you have a whole jar of nutella, but nothing to put it on. Amirite?

if you put it in the freezer it turns into nutella cubes (AKA solid chocolate)

YUMMYYUMYUMINMYTUMMYTUMTUM

Snow's only fun when you don't have to shovel it, it doesn't cut off your power, and most of all, it doesn't come in OCTOBER, amirite?

I know but I had my power out for two days and it SUCKS

It's annoying when you're trying to get something done in peace, and someone nearby has their music on loud enough for you to hear, and they have the song on repeat. At least change the song, amirite?
People who hate a certain genre of music usually don't listen to it very much, amirite?
Almost everything will sound dirty if you add, "If you know what I mean..." at the end of it. e.g. "Man, I feel so stiff...If you know what I mean...", amirite?

Your cow is purple. If you know what I mean...hello smilie

It's annoying when you're trying to get something done in peace, and someone nearby has their music on loud enough for you to hear, and they have the song on repeat. At least change the song, amirite?

How about Cheramistic?

You always vote for yourself right after making a post, amirite?

Amirite automatically does that for you.