Cursive is a secret code for parents, amirite?

for whatever reason, i know how to read cursive despite not learning it so CHECKMATE FOOLS

Life is a dark comedy if you're lucky. amirite?

Life is just absurd in general basically

A person may use the back of their hand to open a dirty door to keep their palm clean, but that same person likely uses the back of their hand to rub their eye, bc they think their palm is dirty, which defeats the purpose. amirite?

Fair point, now you've ruined it for me.

"I just can't wait to be king" is song about a boy who wishes his dad would die sooner. amirite?

Damn. Getting trampled by wildebeest the next day isn't soon enough?

You could hear 1,000 jokes and not remember any of them when you wanted to retell one but remember every single one when you heard them told again. amirite?

I have the same problem

Knowing your IQ will never bring you happiness. You're either an underachiever or a dumb person who made it. amirite?
@2929005

True. Sucks to be them.

Programmers aren't necessarily highly intelligent. They are just good at a thing. Many people are average but good at something. Doctors, lawyers, engineers, well educated, skilled people. Many very diligent, studied for years, worked hard. No measure of IQ. Now the person in that field who breezed through school without much effort, that's your genius.

Intelligence is your ability to learn, not your ability to be good at 1 thing.

A Cannibal Is Literally Just Someone Fed up With People. amirite?

A laughed out loud.

A Cannibal Is Literally Just Someone Fed up With People. amirite?
A Cannibal Is Literally Just Someone Fed up With People. amirite?
Sleeping is our training for death. amirite?

Training to sleep perfectly

Any chick that says "everyone is fake" is the problem... amirite?

Any person who judges others based on three words they might say is the problem.

In cartoons, male characters are naked while female characters are fully clothed. amirite?
@Openeyes Gotta be a specific cartoon OP has seen, GOT TO BE

Regular Show. Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny. The fact that most male cartoon character DON'T WEAR PANTS.

Admit it, you don't know any Greek people who haven't been dead for more than 2000 years. amirite?
Admit it, you don't know any Greek people who haven't been dead for more than 2000 years. amirite?
@teknogreek I went to highschool with a Greek guy and his sister. Been to their house and met their dad and their cousin.

They've actually been dead over 2000 years. You just didn't notice because they were pretending to be alive.

Hopefully millennials don't bully the next generation like the boomers did. High school mentality. amirite?

Actually I don't give a crap because I know that as people grow older they realize how stupid much of their life has been a joke.