You could hear 1,000 jokes and not remember any of them when you wanted to retell one but remember every single one when you heard them told again. amirite?

I have the same problem

Knowing your IQ will never bring you happiness. You're either an underachiever or a dumb person who made it. amirite?
@motorbikemilly Yeah but most people don't think they're idiots. So it's a bit of a risk if being intelligent is something you care...

True. Sucks to be them.

Programmers aren't necessarily highly intelligent. They are just good at a thing. Many people are average but good at something. Doctors, lawyers, engineers, well educated, skilled people. Many very diligent, studied for years, worked hard. No measure of IQ. Now the person in that field who breezed through school without much effort, that's your genius.

Intelligence is your ability to learn, not your ability to be good at 1 thing.

A Cannibal Is Literally Just Someone Fed up With People. amirite?

A laughed out loud.

A Cannibal Is Literally Just Someone Fed up With People. amirite?
A Cannibal Is Literally Just Someone Fed up With People. amirite?
Sleeping is our training for death. amirite?

Training to sleep perfectly

Any chick that says "everyone is fake" is the problem... amirite?

Any person who judges others based on three words they might say is the problem.

In cartoons, male characters are naked while female characters are fully clothed. amirite?
@Openeyes Gotta be a specific cartoon OP has seen, GOT TO BE

Regular Show. Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny. The fact that most male cartoon character DON'T WEAR PANTS.

Admit it, you don't know any Greek people who haven't been dead for more than 2000 years. amirite?
Admit it, you don't know any Greek people who haven't been dead for more than 2000 years. amirite?
@teknogreek I went to highschool with a Greek guy and his sister. Been to their house and met their dad and their cousin.

They've actually been dead over 2000 years. You just didn't notice because they were pretending to be alive.

Hopefully millennials don't bully the next generation like the boomers did. High school mentality. amirite?

Actually I don't give a crap because I know that as people grow older they realize how stupid much of their life has been a joke.

Cannabolism is better than murder because when you kill your victim, you get free food out of it, amirite?
@Akhilmathew33 It's spelled "Cannibalism" And some would argue that killing humans to eat them is even worse than plain old murder

I think it's pretty much consensus that cannibal serial killers are more horrifying than just killers.

Skinny girl products are typically not bought by skinny girls. amirite?

who will buy them at all?

Once you get your first job after graduation, no future employer cares or checks what your university grades were. amirite?

well I take my transcript to work and show them everyday, maybe im doing it wrong

On average masochists might use less painkillers than regular person. amirite?

I mean, I'm not an expert but I don't think masochists enjoy every kind of pain. Headache for them is just a headache like for every other person, nothing sexual.