+5,231Whatever you give a woman, she'll make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiples and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. amirite?
+3,329When I was younger, my mom would give me $1 to go to the store. I could get 12 eggs, bags of candy, a gallon of milk and box of tea. You can't now though, there are way too many security cameras. amirite?
+1,956Whoever said that nothing rhymes with orange clearly doesn't know the correct pronunciation of 'nothing,' amirite?
+1,422I think the makers of the film called the 'Saw' films by that name, just so people could have the following conversation: "Did you see Saw?" "Yeah, I saw Saw." "Did you see Saw 2?" "I saw Saw 2 too" "Did you see Saw 3?" "No, but I saw Saw 4" "Why did you see Saw 4 before you saw Saw 3 for?", amirite?
+2,529An international school teacher asks her students a question: "What is your opinion on food scarcity in other countries?" African Student: "What's food?" European Student: "What's scarcity?" American student: "What are other countries?" Chinese Student: "What's my own opinion?", amirite?
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+2,116"Don't like gay marriage? Don't get one. Don't like abortions? Don't get one. Don't like drugs? Don't do them. Don't like sex? Don't have it. Don't like your rights taken away? Don't take away anyone else's." amirite?
+6547 signs for a perfect guy: Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Devoted, Instinctive, Caring, Knowledgeable. In short, B.I.G. D.I.C.K. amirite?
+2,318You wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met any of Andy's mom's toys, especially since they probably have the same names, amirite?
+5,220I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape - I don't even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard. amirite?
+4,812Ugh, my co-workers bug the heck out of me. One of them's a chick who doesn't know left from right. But she's pretty hot. The other girl's really really smart but I swear, she looks like she came from a nerd convention. And then there's this guy who seems like he's high all the time, and for some reason he brings his dog to work everyday. So yeah, we travel in a bus and solve mysteries and stuff... amirite?
+9,351"George Washington was the first president." OK, I'll buy it. "There are billions of stars in the galaxy." I believe that one too. "Columbus sailed to the new world in 1492." He sure did. "Careful sir, the plate is hot." I'm going to test this one out for myself, amirite?