If you have diarrhoea the toilet might overflow. amirite?

Put more paper

Schrodinger obviously never tried to put a cat in a box, amirite?
If you want a significant other who understands your emotions, just date a therapist. amirite?

Got it, date the rapist. Thanks for the advice. Hopefully things go better from now on.

Instant noodles aren't actually instant because they take at least 7 minutes to make. amirite?

Faster than making them from scratch

Technically speaking, saying "I'm dying" is never incorrect, amirite?

Technically speaking you're not dying until sometime around the age of 25. When cells tend to die faster than they replicate.

Elvzez on its nasty shelvzez.

Drinking water with milk seems gross unless you also add plants, amirite?
Drinking water with milk seems gross unless you also add plants, amirite?
A lot of people use their penis as a unit of measure, amirite?

Or like me 5cm

Considering the reputation of the Stormtroopers, Finn is a surprisingly good shot, amirite?

You try shooting with that stupid mask on!

Theee is a very small chance you may be related to the first people on earth. amirite?
@m8777 Um idk how to tell you this but...

I know i know. There is no one old enough to be related to them. I meant a descendent. Very. Far. Descendent.

Greatest thing about the internet is realising there are thousands of people who just feel as hopeless as you. Hope we all make it out lads. amirite?
Greatest thing about the internet is realising there are thousands of people who just feel as hopeless as you. Hope we all make it out lads. amirite?

staystrongholmes

Ads are great for porn sites since they give us a chance to turn our volume down if we forgot to. amirite?

Mush better when the video starts with some intro, hate it when it's straight into the moaning and volume is up.

If a colored person asks for skin color just tell him "ok take it", amirite?

I'm trying to think of a coloured person. I mean white people come in all shades, black people come in all shades, asian and east asian people come in all shades, who's coloured? I'm imagining a person with rainbow skin. The LGBTQ community perhaps?