It's kinda odd how in Goldilocks and the three bears Papa bear and Mama bear don't share a bed, amirite?

Its also kind of odd how the 3 bears can talk, eat porridge, have chairs, and sleep in beds

@MeganLanelle I don't get it... could someone explain? xD

What he was trying to say was that Harry Potter would have been much more entertaining if Ron was a fire truck.

Stride and Extra should team up. With the combination of flavor-changing gum and realistic-desert-flavored gum, they could create Willy Wonka gum. That would be so freaking exciting, amirite?

Wait wait wait, there's gum that tastes like a real desert? With the sand and everything? How did I not know this?

You hate it when you miss the bus because you took the time to write "You" instead of "u", amirite?
@God_the_Almighty I thought it was because the bus had too many seats to choose from.

Kickin' in the front seat or row two window seat on the left side or row three window seat on the left side or row four window seat on the left side or row five window seat on the left side or row six window seat on the left side or row...

You want to scream "you're not my real ladder!" at your step-ladder, amirite?
One of the worst comments you can make on a post is "How does crap like this get home paged?" It's insulting to the OP. Everyone makes crappy posts every once in a while, and the OP has no control over what gets home paged and what doesn't. Amirite?

and it's so annoying when people love your comments,

In the Harry Potter series, why didn't somebody just use a timeturner and kill Tom Riddle? amirite?

We've got to go back! Hand me the time turner! Excellent, now, by my calculations, if we're to go back to 1937, when tom turned 11, from the present time, 1980, with one hour's time reversal for each turn, we shall need to turn this timeturner a total of 464,280 times! Let's go!

One........Two........Three.........Four.........Five.......Six..........Seve- Oh, fuck it! Let's just hope some prophesied chosen one comes along and takes him out or something.

Why the hell did Harry name one of his kids after Snape? Yes, Snape was a good guy all along, and probably saved a lot of people by putting his life on the line, but that doesn’t change the fact that he was a complete douchenozzle to Harry for 6 years, amirite?
@ASWCC he basically took the names of everyone who died, mixed them up, and named his children after them

"Hey, Dad?"
"What is it, James Lily Cedric Sirius Emmeline Amelia Albus Hedwig Alastor Rufus Dobby Colin Fred Nymphadora Remus Severus Potter?"

Women hate being treated different than men, until there's a hostage situation and woman and children are let go first, amirite?
@1302263

Men and women
By FlyingGuineaPig

We shit in different places
and have differences in our faces.
We don't shave the same locations
and sing with different vocalizations.
We watch very different shows
and (usually) only one of us paints our toes.
Like the cat and the dog,
or the guinea pig and the flying frog,
and everyone in the pokedex log,
We are different, and yet the same.

Every word is an acronym if you look hard enough, amirite?
@1301937

Perhaps nobody even uses most of nature’s organic, unique life treasures. Realistically, anyone might invent creations replicating organic splendors. Could other, presumably inorganic creations, substitute impressive life incredulities? Creations offering very ostentatious lure could amazingly now only complicate our natural interests. Our standpoint is subjective.

That took me forever, it better get me a shit ton of loves.