If you watch pregnancy backwards, it's about a she-monster that absorbs a fetus into her vagina and keeps it in her vagina for 9 months absorbing it's nutrients, then a man puts his penis into the vagina and sucks up all of the remains. amirite?
@You stole this from tumblr.

yes, I put that I got it from a different website...

It sucked watching Transformers 3 without Megan Fox even after I invited her over several times to watch it with me

If I had a nickel for every time I messed up in Math class, I would be 3 dollars and 42 cents richer. amirite?
@PeterPan $3.47 now.

noooo it would be $3.44

They're just jealous that you've been chatting online with hot babes all day, amirite?

-napoleon dynamite

Can we name the next hurricane Shaniqua or something? I feel like if we give hurricanes ghetto names people will be more inclined to get out of their way. Hurricane Irene sounds friendly. Hurricane Dijonae sounds like it would rip your weave out if you look at it the wrong way, amirite?
Can we name the next hurricane Shaniqua or something? I feel like if we give hurricanes ghetto names people will be more inclined to get out of their way. Hurricane Irene sounds friendly. Hurricane Dijonae sounds like it would rip your weave out if you look at it the wrong way, amirite?
Its really hard to find out the name of a good dubstep song because you can't just type in "dundundundundundun" into google, amirite?

shazam is your friend

So.. Kesha taught us how to spell Dinosaur, Gwen Stefani taught us how to spell Banana, Fergie taught us how to spell Delicious... Someone needs to teach "Soulja Boy" how to spell Soldier correctly. amirite?

Someone needs to teach Anthony how to spell 'Am I right'

You can't even recite the alphabet backwards SOBER, let alone drunk. amirite?

i can say the pledge of allegiance and alphabet backwards.

If Apple created the iHouse, it wouldn't have any Windows, amirite?

they already have an iHome

For as fat as he is, Peter Griffin can fight surprisingly well, amirite?
You find it funny that people laugh like "BAHAHAHH" on facebook or in texts but noone actually laughs like that. amirite?

sheep laugh like that

What's the point of drinking water when you're just going to pee it back out, amirite?

whats the point of living if you're going to die.

No I will not reply to your text when all you say is "k.", amirite?
@OnePenguin Potassium

When people say ok, i also don't reply, I don't like oklahoma.

Everyone makes fun of Snuggies when really they want one just as bad as the next person, amirite?

this explains the snuggie perfectly:
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