Someone has probably nutted to the human centipede, amirite?

I've had many wet dreams as a boy being the center of a centipede connected to a hot milf and teen. Hmmmmmm

Someone has probably nutted to the human centipede, amirite?
Using the Braille writing system you could cheat on tests at school and never get caught. amirite?
We're not very creative when it comes to naming sports. amirite?

Cricket is creative

Using the Braille writing system you could cheat on tests at school and never get caught. amirite?

Very impractical method to cheat…

Vikings kidnapped all the beautiful blonde women that's why Scandinavian countries are full of them, amirite?

I guess it's a joke.

Incorrectly ringing up items at self checkout is not your fault because you never received the proper training, amirite?

Are you worried about making mistakes or are you justifying stealing something? I don't understand why it matters.

squeezing out farts after eating Taco Bell is a very dangerous thing to do, amirite?

Never trust a fart

Hot dogs and fish sticks is technically surf and turf, amirite?

I want to open a restaurant just so I can have this as a menu item

Dogs probably lick us, amirite?

The ground is probably hard

Men who prefer petite women, keep the human race from getting infinitely taller. amirite?
@PizzaQueef Or keep it from going extinct

We out here breeding for success and efficiency lol

hippies where over half a century ago. amirite?
Wall quotes are the tramp stamps for homes, amirite?
@contextrip That sounds like an insult.... but tramp stamps are pretty nice eye candy sometimes.

Heh, that's kinda funny and clever. I suppose I gotta say I agree. Or you are just defending the fact that you have a tramp stamp you regret. Either way I do concur an inner thigh or pelvic tattoo is sometimes a pleasent surprise

Papa Troll and Paw Patrol sound the same when said out loud. amirite?

Papa don't preach

Mid-night is actually more like 2a, amirite?