I've had many wet dreams as a boy being the center of a centipede connected to a hot milf and teen. Hmmmmmm

Why would you admit to shooting someone?

good idea...

Cricket is creative

Very impractical method to cheat…

I guess it's a joke.

Are you worried about making mistakes or are you justifying stealing something? I don't understand why it matters.

Never trust a fart

I want to open a restaurant just so I can have this as a menu item

The ground is probably hard

We out here breeding for success and efficiency lol

Unfortunately

Heh, that's kinda funny and clever. I suppose I gotta say I agree. Or you are just defending the fact that you have a tramp stamp you regret. Either way I do concur an inner thigh or pelvic tattoo is sometimes a pleasent surprise

Papa don't preach

And time of the year, son.