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Without changing the functionality of USB ports, we could surely come up with an easier way to plug them in on the first try. amirite?

I'm pretty sure I've never not just looked at the pins inside of the stick to see if it's upside down.

Teachers are giving students advice about the real world, yet teachers have zero experience with life outside of school, amirite?

Teachers work with vulnerable kids, angry parents from all kinds of social classes, and these days even struggle to make rent. That's all the "real world" stereotypes I've heard in one lol

The reason so many adults lose optimism in the world is that you get older and realize Superman isn't real, then you get a little older and realize Lex Luther is real. amirite?
The human body forgets how to make teeth before we hit puberty, amirite?
January 1st is the day the most 'Before' weight loss selfies are taken. amirite?

I'm about to take one.

All single women over 30 have cats. All single men over 30 have guitars. amirite?

I don't have a guitar

When a musician gets famous enough he doesn't have to play his own instruments anymore, amirite?
Magic is real, a dog turned into a snake. amirite?

Huhhh?????? Sounds cool but what

Taking a chicken and dropping it in a tub of tomato juice is another way of dipping chicken nuggets on ketchup, amirite?

Deconstructed nuggets.

If other species of humans still existed, species-ism would have probably been a thing. amirite?
For depressed people, walking around with a mouth covering is a nice way to not have to worry about forcing smiles when you really don't want to. amirite?
@ImMemeLord This is totally unrelated, and forgive me I am unaware...why do so many people think that bill gates has anything...

idk, all I know is my mom and her 15,000 strong Facebook group believe that he is one of the "heads of the Antichrist" along with Anthony Fauci and Kamala Harris. Those people are nuts, man

It doesn't make sense that a majority of stores are open 9-5 when most people work 9-5, amirite?

Has me scrambling round the high street during my lunch break 😂

If you take an elevator up, you're still going upstairs. amirite?

What if there are no stairs in the building?

All spoken languages can be seen as just dialects of one vast global language. amirite?

That is true, you just have to ignore what dialect means.

All pet rocks started off as strays. amirite?

I buy mine from quality rock breeders. Need to know the lineage if you want your pet rock with rock the rock shows.