Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?

Look at her asking the teacher a question. What a freaking idiot. She doesn't know anything. Loser.

It would be hilarious if you were to bring a bolt to an amusement park, get on a rollercoaster, and, when the ride starts, hold up the bolt and say, "Wait...where did this come from?" amirite?

Or better yet, actually take apart part of the roller coaster! That'll really scare 'em!

If you're going to kill yourself, before you do it you should photoshop yourself out of all the pictures you can, burn all your previous possessions, and hack and delete all files of yourself, and then drown yourself in the ocean where your body will never be found, so all your friends will be like "Hey, what happened to Steve? Did ... did Steve ever exist? Did we just imagine him?" Amirite?
@I_Predict_A_Riot and then get some of your acquaintances in on it so when your friends go around asking they're like 'Steve? Steve...

Because if I told my my friends that I was going to commit suicide then they'd all be totally cool with it and go along with my trick.

One of the ways Twilight is cool is because Bella loves Jacob even though he's Indian, while in Harry Potter, there are only white people, because I guess J K Rowling just doesn't like people who aren't white. Just one reason Twilight is better, amirite?
@HarryPotter167 HARRY POTTER FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Translation: I find Harry Potter to be a very enjoyable series, as I shall treasure these books for all time to come.

The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?
@"I HAVE DOUBLE D's!"

Oh thanks. I needed some batteries.

What if people really do see the things that they claim are ghosts, except they aren't really spirits or poltergeists? What if what they're really seeing is a chunk of time that got temporarily lost? So a girl could've been brushing her teeth in your bathroom 50 years ago but that time got mixed up and you're seeing it happen right now. It's not really happening, but you see it. That would be pretty creepy but insanely awesome, amirite?
@Life begins at the conception of the mother in my opinion.

My favorite part of the post was where it didn't mention anything about that.

Amirite: the website where it's all made up and the points don't matter, amirite?
@1594303

"Well, you see, there's this website called Amirite and you can get achievements for doing things like getting a post on the homepage. But diamond achievements are much harder to-"
"Gtfo of my office."
"...Okay."

Girls: You save all your menstrual blood in a cup throughout the year, and then pour it in with the punch at the school dance, amirite?

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

It would be horrible to be a pregnant woman at planned parenthood and lock your keys in your car, because it would be awkward to go inside and ask for a hanger, amirite?

I see abortion is becoming a common theme in POTDs.

girls:you hate it when you eat or sleep a little more than usual and people assume you're pregnant, amirite? when you eat or sleep a little more than usual and people assume you're pregnant, amirite?
@AndyBlacksmith I didn't realize you could double post in a single post.

A post within a post... Postception? Ehhhh I got nothing.

Gay people: you get really offended when two straight people try to get married. It's different from how you practice marriage and it is automatically morally wrong to do something different. amirite?

Yeah I mean, every time someone has sexual intercourse with someone of their opposite gender they strengthen hell and evil force, and wither the earth's very soul.

Xbox Gamertags: Proof why we aren't meant to name ourselves at birth. amirite?
@hey everyone! add me Tenacious07

Add me too! My name is NoBodyIsGonnaAddYouSoStfu493

The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?
@a post from 2010? wish they had a better system for picking POTD

Well, judging by your anon name, you should probably follow this post's advice.

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@Brettward95 DOESN'T MATTER! HAD SEX!

If this is how you have sex then we have some serious problems here...