Bacon grease is an essential oil because it is the liquid essence of bacon. amirite?

But then why does the vegan stink store not carry it?

Your move flat earthers

When you're reading a letter from a famous figure in history, you're basically reading their messenger chat history ... amirite?

In what way?

@madidom What?

Back to the mentally handicapped school, you.

That 70s Show was the original form of Boomer Humor, amirite?

That 70s show was made for Gen X, not Boomers.

"Tree Fiddy" is a Spoonerism of "Free Tiddy", amirite?

You're a shining wit

Despite the fact that people encourage showing emotion, people are often made fun of for crying in public, amirite?

Its time tested fact that when u laugh the world laughs with u. When u cry u cry alone

If you're fortunate enough, your organs will spend their entire lifetime in complete darkness. amirite?

Not if stick a flashlight in my ass

Even though you will one day die, the atoms that make you up will last to the end of the universe, amirite?
@KevlarYarmulke You mean like until the black era of the universe, when almost everything is eventually consumed by black holes?

Yes, but even then it will take an unimaginably long time for the universe to maximize entropy. Eventually, all atoms will deteriorate into protons, electrons, and neutrinos, and even all the black holes will eventually dissipate all their mass into energy via Hawking radiation.

Even though you will one day die, the atoms that make you up will last to the end of the universe, amirite?

The atoms that you and I are made of will be mixed and used to make other lifeforms and because the universe is infinite another you and another me.

People who say they like pumpkin-flavored things are really saying they like the taste of nutmeg and cinnamon. amirite?

I like pumpkin, but dislike most pumpkin spice items (pumpkin pie is the exception).

Pumpkin is a pretty versatile squash. I've made pumpkin soup, put pumpkin in my curries, made a pumpkin cranberry bread pudding, pumpkin & honey glazed chicken.

I like pumpkin. Cinnamon and nutmeg are okay too.

You can get a dead chicken for $6.99 but you can't buy a live chicken for $6.99, amirite?
@I work at a software company and I too have never seen a dead chicken lay eggs.

I work as a customer service rep, I've never seen a dead chicken lay eggs either.

A near-empty phone battery causes more panic than a near-empty gas tank, amirite?
today, somebody has there birthday, and so will somebody tomorow, amirite?
today, somebody has there birthday, and so will somebody tomorow, amirite?

soon it is again your birth day

today, somebody has there birthday, and so will somebody tomorow, amirite?

also the next day after that 1