The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?

"I don't think my father, the inventor of toaster strudels, would be too pleased to hear about this."


Let's try to keep this post at an exact balance at 3000, amirite?
How did donkey from Shrek get the dragon pregnant, amirite?

Pretty sure you can't get pregnant from that.

You freaked out when you realized you wouldn't be able to write your essay because Wikipedia was blocked. Then you realized you may have to face an eternity of unwritten essays, amirite?

Stop Spanish Soup!

Americans: You wonder if Canadian provinces have stereotypes, like how California is full of tanned whores and Nebraska has rednecks, amirite?

Ontario - Rich city people.
Quebec - Lots of French people.
Manitoba - Neglected Province or Flooded province.
Saskatchewan - Wheat growing Football lovers.
Alberta - Oil rich cowboys.
British Columbia - Lots of Asians and pot smokers.
Yukon - Wannabe Alaskans.
Northwest Territory - Diamond Miners.
Nunavut - Dog sledding Eskimos.
New Brunswick - Half French.
P.E.I - Potato Farmers.
Nova Scotia - Drunk Fishermen.
Newfoundland - Friendly Ex-fishermen.
That Sums it up.

They should make a realistic version of Call of Duty. For example: when you get shot in the leg, sorry bitch but you're limping for the rest of the round. Or being in the presence of too many AC130s would impair your hearing, so the game would go mute.And eventually, after beating Campaign Mode, you get Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. Then, when you come home after your tour, your wife is banging your neighbor, amirite?

And if you try to do a 360 no-scope you get sent home, not applauded.

It'd be really weird if animals were like pokemon in that they said their names instead of making sounds. So instead of going "Meow" a cat would walk around going "CAAAAAAT! CAAAAAT! CATCATCATCAT!" Amirite?

So a cat in France would say "Chat"?

Sometimes usernames are just rude and insensitive, amirite?

Who pissed in your cereal this morning? We're on the fucking INTERNET, get over it.

If you are close to a five year old, really listen to what they have to say; because often times, the things they say and questions they ask can be ingenious and deep, without meaning to. Amirite?

"I have to poop." - My 5 year old cousin.

Two guys kissing is hot. Two husbands kissing is even hotter! Support gay marriage. amirite?
Love is like an orgasm, if you have to question it then you didn't have it, amirite?
Pshh, if you think Kristin Stewart is ugly, try looking at Sarah Jessica Parker. Like what the hell IS that? amirite?

Horses are beautiful creatures.

It is ridiculous that my family is making me apologize to them for taking my gay best-friend to prom and "ruining their day", amirite?
Lizzie McGuire is pregnant. I bet Raven didn't see this one coming. amirite?