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So far, nobody has invented a material that can be used to fabricate the underside of a moviehouse seat that is resistant to bubblegum or booger. Amirite?
@Blake11roys But then wouldn't it just end up on the floor?

And that would be unfortunate because the moment that someone comes up with a booger-proof material, all the fun in picking our noses and rolling the booger into a ball is gone.

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When one cooks meat and just leaves the pot to slowly boil without stirring, a layer of scum eventually floats to the surface. This is similar to what occurs when people continue to be ignorant and apathetic and remain listless and unconcerned when it's time for them to choose their leader. This is how one without the talent and ability to lead, is able to get to the top and be king. amirite?

Who's Jerry Sandusky?

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It doesn't matter whether you see the glass as half-empty or half-full. What matters is what you are going to do about it. That next action will determine whether you are the optimist or the pessimist. Amirite?
@Jonesy Drink it. Thats my next option

If you take a half-empty and a half-full glass of whisky together then what you really have is one full glass worth of a hangover... :)

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The way to a man's heart is through his stomach but he'll die quicker with a gunshot through the brain. Amirite?
@The best part is you're from Saudi.

Yes I am here now but I am actually from the Philippines.

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Australia is a big country. It's a continent too. Nice people...wonderful place. But I''ll say I'm fortunate not to be living there because of the time zones. It's way ahead of almost everyone else and come December, 2012 when some say the world will end, it will be the first to go. Amirite?
@MusicIsAGift If you want to be really specific, some of Alaska's islands are the Eastern hemisphere because it goes so far west...

It is entirely my fault. It should have read - "among the first ones to go". Mea Culpa. I did say Australia is ahead of "almost" everyone. :)

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