People who cry when they cut onions really need to stop anthropomorphizing their vegetables, amirite?

It's funny, I was just talking to my cucumber about this while we snuggled.

It's really attractive when people scrunch their lips together when taking a picture. More people should pose like that. amirite?
You should never give your cat a bath, amirite?
@1700201

Something similar happend to me. I have two cats, and one is really small and loves to be hugged and carried around and the other one is bigger and doesn't really like it. I had to give them a bath and thought the bigger one would be harder so I gave him a bath first and he just sat their quite happily and even kept putting his head under the faucet. So I was lulled into a false sense of security and gave the little one a bath. Holy fucking jesus her placid nature was replaced with some demon spawn from hell. She fought the bath like her life depended on it, the neighbours probably thought I was trying to drown her with the sounds she was making and I ended up with scratches all over including my face.

Waking up to a massive spider with it's unholy demon spawn would scare the everloving shit out of you, amirite?
@Bun10 *You're

I believe he was introducing Seymour to his welcome, you see, it's rather fancy to word it like that actually. Much like a waiter saying, "Your caviar, sir."

While the "Edge of Space" jump is impressive, it's somewhat scary to think that a corresponding fall to a schoolroom globe begins just 1 millimeter above its surface, amirite?
@TheBlindMan I don't think it's scary, more so just interesting.

I find it scary in the sense that humans are small compared to planets, which are small compared to the stars they orbit, which are small compared to other giant stars, which are small compared to the galaxies they are in, which are small compared to the universe they're in, which is small compared to the multiverse that it may be in.

Good thing I'm humongous compared to you guys.

Voldemort could have said, "Accio Harry Potter's clothes!" and Harry would be dragged along with them, amirite?

After reading only the first part I thought this post was gonna go is a wayyyyyy different direction..

iPhone's auto correct can go to he'll, amirite?

I love this post do much

I don't need to repeat myself twice, amirite?
African Americans: when you see the way Africa is now, you're kinda glad slavery happened, amirite?
@SemiColin Come on everyone, stop bullshitting yourselves. Most of Africa was, is and has always been a shithole.

I dare you to get in an argument about this with Kruger or Deeviant. Or any other South African for that matter.

The moderators on amirite should be less stringent - it de-motivates people from posting, amirite?

Ok, time to rant at you!

I NWed and I'm not a mod. You know why? Because I respect the fuck out of the mods. The mods are some of the nicest users on this site to start with. They're very welcoming to everyone. They don't delete posts because they don't like you. They delete them because they are not compliant to the rules of the site. If there were a million posts saying the same. exact. thing. it would get old. So repeats are deleted when mods can. Ones that are not in proper amirite form are also deleted, to avoid confusion of the users. Here is the climax of my rant: mods are people who voluntarily spend a hell of alot of their free time making this website a better place, and keeping it running smoothly. Sadly, they are largely met with people like you who yell at them for doing their job. Mods should be appreciated, not looked down on. I fucking love the mods. You should show them some respect because this website wouldnt be anything without them, instead of getting butthurt when they reject your post that isnt compliant with the rules that you should have read anyway

A developed country shouldn't be considered a place where the poor have cars, rather it should be where the rich use public transportation, amirite?

I will always love your posts & thoughts goo smilie

They had to change the title of "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" to "Sorcerer's Stone" in the USA because Americans aren't educated well enough to know what a philosopher is, amirite?
@British people: Having a better education than Americans since forever.

OH, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of being on the MOON.