Because I'm a strong, independent black woman who don't need no man.
I love you.
We love the person, not the colour of their hair.
"or expose the secrets of our government"
you must be having some pretty rough sex.
Never a miscommunication.
I just pictured you with a huge dick. It was a lovely sight.
i'm pretty sure sea monsters wouldn't be put in the ship see as they're, you know, SEA monsters.
I have a penis. Guess my gender.
bro, if I wanted my own comeback I would've scraped it off your mother's face.
It wasn't a comeback, as neither of us insulted each other beforehand. It was a question, and by you answering in such a manner that accuses me of being butthurt obviously means you're hiding the fact that you are indeed, butthurt.
"Congratulations, you're now 1 year closer to death. Happy Birthday.