In the sims, its fun to invite your neighbors over for a nice dinner then, as they are leaving, trap them in a box for a week or so. amirite?

I used to be just plain awful at The Sims 1 until I began using cheat codes. One time, I made a family of poindexters, the youngest child of which was named Kurt. Kurt, an annoying boy who constantly wore a birthday hat, got on my nerves to the point where I decided there was no other humane option than to kill him in the most gruesome way possible. First, I built a small swimming pool, locked him inside of it without a ladder, and left him there. He swam all night long, and when the school bus came the next day, Kurt miraculously overcame the boundaries and hopped right on out of the pool. After this failed attempt and my inability to slap Kurt in his birthday hat wearing, glasses covered face, I decided to lock him in a two square foot room with a plate of cookies and await his impending doom. Kurt stood there crying, passing out, and perpetually wetting himself for seven days, completely ignoring his plate of cookies. He then walked out unharmed.

Look again at the homepage, the posts are now diamonds, amirite?

That's pretty coal.

MOOOMMMMM . Can I please get my ___ peirced ?-- you have asked this before, amirite?

I got my three underscores pierced without asking.

The new Karate Kid is basically just Jaden Smith's re-creation of his dad's old show. He was chillin out maxin' relaxin' all cool, shootin some b-ball outside of school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in his neighborhood. He got it one little fight and his mom got scared, she said "You're going to learn kung-fu from the maintenance man downstairs.", amirite?

And his sister Willow, well, that's a fascinating story, all about how, her bangs got flipped, turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, to tell how Willow whipped her hair. In Hollywood, born and raised, in a mansion where she spend most of her days. Chilling, maxing, relaxing all cool, and yelling at servants outside of the pool. When a couple of bangs, as nasty as Legion, started making up trouble in her facial region. She made one little flip, and yelled out to the north "I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!"

It would be hilarious if you were to bring a bolt to an amusement park, get on a rollercoaster, and, when the ride starts, hold up the bolt and say, "Wait...where did this come from?" amirite?

I liked the part with the comma.

Out of all the senses, the worst one to lose would be the sense of touch, amirite?

I don't know. I'm pretty attached to my ability to see dead people.

when u were littler all u wanted was a phone so u could show it to older people, and now you're older u see 5 year olds with phonesz and you're like wat the crap! amirite?

Are you by chance one of those five year olds?

there's a difference between vegetarian and vegan, amirite?

Also in the news, cats sometimes have hair; except when they don't.

It's scary that some people think Japan deserved the tsunami, amirite?

I was watching CNN really early on Friday morning at an airport, and happened to begin paying attention when the anchor said "Thanks to Japan, 20 nations are now under Tsunami warnings." I just sat there thinking "Really? You're going to blame Japan for a natural disaster? Well, my milk was sour when I opened the carton this morning. Milk comes from cows, which are found abundantly in Wisconsin. "W" is also the first letter of the word "watermelon," which aren't found often in Ethiopia. People are starving in Ethiopia. Milk must be the root cause of starvation."

There has never been a death that wasn't tragic. amirite?


In the sims, its fun to invite your neighbors over for a nice dinner then, as they are leaving, trap them in a box for a week or so. amirite?
Everyone is too preoccupied with Voldemort's lack of nose to notice that he also has no eyebrows. amirite?

Eye nose what you mean.

It's annoying how women's dress pants often don't have pockets. Just because i'm classy as fuck doesn't mean I don't have shit that I need to carry around with me, amirite?

All of mine have fake pockets in lieu of real ones that could actually serve a purpose; those tailors are all sons of britches.

It's interesting to think about how people on here might view you. Right now, someone could be thinking, "Hey, it's FlyingGuineaPig! She's pretty cool," and someone else could be thinking, "Damn, not another post from FlyingGuineaPig! I can't stand that self-absorbed bitch!," amirite?

Well, the overwhelming majority thinking about me probably wonder something along the lines of "Who the fuck is Desdemona and who let her on the internet?"

Since the Egyptians don't have internet they should just be called Gyptians now, amirite?

Cairo what you mean.