Fat takes some time to burn, so if I could shave off fat I'd use it to light a campfire or something.
Have you solved the Fermi paradox? I hope so because it's been burrowing into my brain since listening to the end of the world podcast by josh Clarke. I hate paradoxes!!!
I'm fat and bearded and I wear a mask... I feel offended
You must not work in construction...
Lay off the egg nog, dude
Water is wet
Have to? It's a privilege
The way we treat other animals...speciesism is definitely a thing.
Then i shall not believe it is a good morning!
That's not what a world record is. You would have to be the youngest person ever, which is meaningless.
They are there for each other
Oooh we blowing stuff up now? Count me in~
Do you perhaps own a Chevy pick up?
Get one of those lazy Susan's with the built in spice holders. $20. Spices included.