DictatorCourtney

It doesn't make sense for Brian Griffin to be an Atheist because in earlier episodes God's existance has been proven in their world, amirite?
@th3don Half the show doesnt make sense, Yet we still watch it..

I don't, I stopped watching around the time the characters started to become the biggest douchebags on the face of the planet.

A lot of conflict in the Wild West could've been avoided if cowboy urban planners had made towns big enough for everyone, amirite?
@-Sickipedia.

-Soogle.

...am I doing it right?

You hate it when you're trying to plagiarize a paper, but you get caught I have erectile dysfunction because the author inserts a stupid phrase to let the teacher know you copied it, amirite?
@Simon INB4 everyone lists the (probably fake) things they once wrote on an essay that the teacher didn't notice.

I once wrote, "A waffle is a batter- or dough-based cake cooked in a waffle iron patterned to give a distinctive and characteristic shape. There are many variations based on the type and shape of the iron and the recipe used. Waffles are eaten throughout the world, particularly in Belgium and the United States. Common toppings are strawberries, chocolate, sugar, honey, syrups, ice cream, and more. Wafer and waffle share common etymological roots. Wafre ("wafer") occurs in Middle English by 1377, adopted from Middle Low German wâfel, with the l changed to r. Modern Dutch wafel, French gaufre, and German Waffel, all meaning "waffle", share the same origin. The Dutch form, wafel, was adopted into modern American English as waffle in the 18th century. The modern waffle has its origins in the wafers—very light thin crisp cakes baked between wafer irons—of the Middle Ages." in the middle of my essay.

AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE.

It would be fun to pretend to be one of those news reporters during a serious interview of a politician, and ask random questions like, "What is your opinion on the taste of a potato knish?" or "Do you believe that narwhals are a subspecies of unicorn?", amirite?

"What number am I currently thinking of? ...I'll give you a hint. It's two."

Here's a fun game for moms to play: when your kid gets home from school, be lying on the floor screaming in pain, "YOU STEPPED ON A CRACK!" amirite?
@Vitae Poor kids would probably feel overwhelming guilt & panic. :<

Whereas privelaged rich kids could just buy new moms.

Was that your point? un smilie

Telling someone that they're one in a million isn't too special anymore; it's like saying, "There are almost 7,000 people who could replace you.", amirite?

There are 7,000 people who could fill your role, and 6,999 could do it better

@Paigeperkkk Like the how mad are you scale? 0 - Chris Brown?

Or the how much do you weigh scale?
0 - your current weight?

What if P Diddy was actually called Pete Diddy and we just misheard him and now he just goes with it because it's too late to correct everyone, but every night he goes home and cries and whispers to himself "My name is Pete". Amirite?

I thought his named was Pdiddy and the "p" was supposed to be silent like in pterodactyl or pervert.

There shouldn't be so much complaining about feminazis. Since feminazis hate men they'll refuse to use their help to reproduce. Since the feminazis won't reproduce, the feminazi gene won't be passed on to a new generation. Soon the feminazis will die out and all will be well. Amirite?
@DictatorCourtney Then how are the feminazis created? ...Zombies? A mutation? You can't say it's passed on by a gene but then that...

Feminazis are the result of a failed experiment. Scientists tried to create a gene that would eradicate all the bitch in the female body. There were several test subjects. Most of them were quite female doggy. Unfortunately the scientists were incompetent and their gene did the exact opposite. It increased the bitch production in the body tenfold and created a poorly hidden hatred of the opposite sex. The government tried to lock down the lab so that none of them could escape, but the scientists were still trapped inside.

The scientists, being men, would not last long trapped in the lab with the newly born feminazis, so they went into hiding and developed a plan of escape. They planned and the planned. They managed to break free to the outer layers of the lab to see how the government had locked it down. Lasers, turrets, spotlights, electric fences, rabid mosquitoes, landmines, and an enormous wall all surrounded the lab, making any normal break for it impossible without being killed in a matter of seconds. They could also see construction where an enormous glass dome meant to surround everything was going to be placed, guaranteeing anyone on the inside would never see the...

There shouldn't be so much complaining about feminazis. Since feminazis hate men they'll refuse to use their help to reproduce. Since the feminazis won't reproduce, the feminazi gene won't be passed on to a new generation. Soon the feminazis will die out and all will be well. Amirite?
@Lanz Feminazis are the result of a failed experiment. Scientists tried to create a gene that would eradicate all the...

...light of day. Not literally, of course. They could obviously see the light because it was glass and glass is see-through. But anyway, the dome wasn't finished yet. The scientists knew they didn't have much time to escape.

They stayed up night after night trying to conjure an escape plan. After a week, the glass dome was ready and was en route to being firmly crushing any hopes for freedom. Knowing there time was almost up, they hastily threw together remnants of previously scrapped plans to come up with a rough around the edges route of escape. They knew that even with its flaws, it was the only thing that could allow them to escape.

There was just one more problem: the feminazis. The scientists were used to being cooped up in the lab and living off microwaved foods they kept in their freezer, but the feminazis weren't satisfied. The feminazis roamed the lab, searching for food moaning ghostly moans that would make even the most manly man piss himself a river. There was only one thing that satisfied the feminazis' hunger.

The scientists saw it themselves. The very though of what they saw was what enabled them to avoid the stillness of sleep. Soon after beginning work on...

There shouldn't be so much complaining about feminazis. Since feminazis hate men they'll refuse to use their help to reproduce. Since the feminazis won't reproduce, the feminazi gene won't be passed on to a new generation. Soon the feminazis will die out and all will be well. Amirite?
@Lanz light of day. Not literally, of course. They could obviously see the light because it was glass and glass is...

...their plans for escape, one of the feminazis found the scientists' hideout! Occupied with their work, the scientists were completely oblivious to the incoming danger. The feminazis saw the scientists and licked her lips. She grabbed the youngest scientist with a wife and 52 kids, Charlie, as well as the other scientists' attention. The rest quickly backed away as the feminazi store hungrily at Charlie. Charlie struggled and struggled but it was no use! The feminazi stuffed Charlie into her mouth and swallowed him whole without taking even a single bite! The rest of the scientists watched in horror as they saw Charlie, who was now nothing more than a lump in the feminazis throat, sliver down into her stomach. They wasted no more time. They bolted, quickly looking for a new hiding spot leaving behind he feminazi silently rubbing her stomach, satisfied with her meal.

The scientists knew escaping to the exterior of the lab alone would be a challenge. Many of them would not make it. They said their goodbyes as they prepared their attempt to escape. "It's been a pleasure working for you, Dean." said Henry. "Fuck you Henry! You're a douche!" replied Dean...

There shouldn't be so much complaining about feminazis. Since feminazis hate men they'll refuse to use their help to reproduce. Since the feminazis won't reproduce, the feminazi gene won't be passed on to a new generation. Soon the feminazis will die out and all will be well. Amirite?
@Lanz their plans for escape, one of the feminazis found the scientists' hideout! Occupied with their work, the...

..."I'll miss that amazing sense of humor." said Henry, who was beggining to tear up. "No, I'm fucking serious. You had sex with my wife and stole my watch. I hope they eat you and shit you out twice you traitorous prick!"

"CRASH!" The scientists jumped! They turned to see what happened in time to see Johnny get swallowed by one of many feminazis. But no one liked Johnny so it was okay. The scientists sprinted for the exit! After several were picked off by feminazis after running in a straight line together like retards, the scientists split up and went their seperate ways. Most were unable to make it. Some were devoured by the feminazis and tried hopelessly to break out of their stomaches, but to no prevail. Others stubbed their toes and could not continue forward. Only Ralph and Horris made it to the outside. They knew it was impossible for the plan to work with only two people, and they could see the glass dome in the distance, quickly moving towards them being carried by several helicopters. Their hopes began to fade. They turned around to see every single feminazi behind them, licking their lips and looking at each other competitively, as only two could have this last meal..

There shouldn't be so much complaining about feminazis. Since feminazis hate men they'll refuse to use their help to reproduce. Since the feminazis won't reproduce, the feminazi gene won't be passed on to a new generation. Soon the feminazis will die out and all will be well. Amirite?
@Lanz "I'll miss that amazing sense of humor." said Henry, who was beggining to tear up. "No, I'm fucking serious. You...

Ralph and Horris looked at the feminazis, then the wall, and then at each other. They both knew that all there was left to do was make a run for it. They nodded to each other in agreement. Unfortunately they were fucking stupid and were sitting there for like 10 seconds and were quickly swallowed by two hungry feminists. Dumbasses.

The scientists were all gone. Most were painfully being digested in the stomaches of feminazis while the rest were inedible, due to their stubbed toes. Stubbed toes are poisonous. Many feminazis had their snacks, but there were a great deal who never had a chance to eat. As a group, the feminazis were unsatisfied. They looked forward and saw the glass dome nearing, and they quickly realized what the scientists were planning to do. The feminazis quickly decided they needed to escape...

There shouldn't be so much complaining about feminazis. Since feminazis hate men they'll refuse to use their help to reproduce. Since the feminazis won't reproduce, the feminazi gene won't be passed on to a new generation. Soon the feminazis will die out and all will be well. Amirite?
@Lanz Ralph and Horris looked at the feminazis, then the wall, and then at each other. They both knew that all there was...

They sprinted all at once. They soon scattered and avoided every obstacle one by one. Not a single laser was touched. Not a single landmine went off. Every mosquito was brutally swatted. The feminazis quickly gathered at one part of the wall. In unison, they huffed, and they puffed, and they blew the wall down! The ran off towards cities in all different directions. They had escaped. Needless to say, the scientists were all immediately fired.

When the feminazis reached civilization, they quickly adapted to regular food. They knew feasting on men would easily blow their cover and give the government a provable reason to lock them all behind bars. It is said that some feminazis lure men into their houses and feast from time to time. But those are just rumors. There's no reason to believe them. If a woman you just met wants you to immediately move in it's probably safe.

And that's the story of how feminazis are born. A cookie for anyone who read the whole thing.