sewing is weird. it's just stabbing cloth with smaller cloth until it's clothes. amirite?

This is why I don't wear clothes

Mosquitoes are probably the only animal that most people agree its OK to kill in any way necessary, amirite?
@Manualham Wait so roaches I killed are still alive?!

Once I killed a roach and as an experiment I put it in a jar to see how quickly it would decay but the next day it was alive so I killed it again and again and again

If the poor get poorer and the rich get richer, there's a middle level that stays constant... too rich to get poorer and too poor to get richer. amirite?
@Axellllfoley Right but the question is how much money do you have to have to stay permanently neutral.

You need enough money to make 4% the median cost of living for where you are located. So like $6M ($220k) for the bay area and about $1M ($40k a year) for the median US citizen.

That is the difference between raking an ever increasing bank roll and depleting a nest egg

You can have all the money in the world, but there's one thing you will never have… a dinosaur. amirite?

Elon Musk:. "Hold my beer."

Most animals are bastards... amirite?

Hold on. Sorry.

What do you mean, "most?"

The person in front of you is also the furthest person behind you. amirite?

In my room alone.

Sunlight is the one natural resource humans have not contaminated. amirite?

Smog: am I a joke to you?

Spiderman is the weirdest idea for a superhero, amirite?

Condiment man? Squirrel girl? Dogpool?

90% of lies told are out of kindness or convenience, and not particularly immoral, amirite?

Honesty is the best policy...which makes dishonesty the second-best policy.

If birds and flying bugs didn't exist we would never invent flying. amirite?

Being unaware of a concept doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Besides, flying is just extreme jumping, really far and for a really long time.

Superhero movies teach us that it's okay to kill people, as long as we deem them ‘bad' first. amirite?
@Camperofjustice How do you figure? Wolverine is an Xman, and Deadpool was once an Avenger.

I would consider them Anti-Heroes. Deadpool and Wolverine definitely do good and can be Heroic they kill and aren't most of the time heroic (I would put Wolverine closer to Hero than Deadpool though).

Everyone has a wide ass forehead once you start paying attention to it, amirite?

My ass doesn't have a forehead, my head does.

You might not know you're being vetted by a serial killer until it's too late to do anything about it. amirite?
@monsterallergies Serial killers usually pick random victims or a specific class. I think

Some might pick their victims at random, but they're usually too calculated to kill at random. It's usually meticulously planned out to mitigate the whole "getting caught" part.

If you had half a beer then half of that and so on, you could drink for ever and never have a full beer. amirite?

Ur a genius

You might have already taken the picture that is going to be used at your funeral, amirite?

Who puts pictures at funeral? That ain't no graduation lol