There may be no "I" in "team", but there's also no "us" or "we." It seems like coaches should spend less time figuring out which one syllable words aren't in "team" and more time thinking up better motivational speeches, amirite?

There is no I in team but there are three in narcissistic and they are all quite handsome.

If you were sent back in time a day before the twin towers fell, you would have no idea what to do to stop it, amirite?

-Shoot everyone in the airport to cancel all flights.
-Steal plane fuel.
-Add banner to the towers that says "NOT world trade center".
-Wipe peanut butter on the plane, so the pilots woul be like "Shit. I can't fly because there's peanut butter on my plane!"
-All of the above

Disney shouldn't make a movie about a lesbian princess. That's a conversation that a lot of parents don't want to have with their kids at princess-loving age. amirite?

Snow white: girl lives with seven men, prince feels up her dead body
Sleeping beauty: guy breaks into a house and makes out with an unconscious 16 year-old
Beauty and the Beast: girl falls in love with a wookie who kidnapped her father
Cinderella: guy travels around the whole kingdom to look at girls feet. Foot fetish much?
Mulan: girl cross-dresses and goes skinny dipping in a lake with a few dozen men
Lady and the Tramp: canines make-out with a bowl of spaghetti
The Little Mermaid: guy gets it on with a human-fish hybrid and almost marries an octopus
The Princess and the Frog: girl makes out with a frog
And you think a lesbian princess would raise too many questions?

See that pregnant teen over there? She's a slut. See that guy doing his homework from last night? He stayed up all night playing Black Ops. See that man with the ugly scars? He likes to get into drunken fist- fights. See that show-off guy? Well, he's just a fucking show-off. See that fat woman? She loves to eat. This is what Facebook groups SHOULD say, amirite?

You see that gentleman in a white van with children surrounding it? He is the ice cream man.

You cried when you found out Anthony died, amirite?
Being a billionaire is kind of pointless, what are you going to spend a billion dollars on? amirite?

Leave huge tips at cheap diners to freak out the waitstaff. Buy a homeless guy a fully stocked RV, videotape it, and see if you can make it go viral. Set up a charity under an obviously fake name, something like "Ivanna Tinkle," and watch the media have fun with it. Start your own gameshow. Fill a small pool with jello or corn starch and water like you always wanted to do when you were a kid. Hire a bunch of people and prank a small town somehow, like leaving an identical lawn gnome on every doorstep, or organizing a huge impromptu scavenger hunt. Have a ball pit installed in your home. Have a superhero costume custom-made and go bungee jumping in it. Walk into a small store and announce that you want to buy everything in it. Stop people on the street and offer them large sums of money for their clothing. Scatter quarters all over a playground and watch small children have their days made when they find them.
Just think about it. I'm sure you'll find ways to have fun.

I wonder if the police changed their extension for calling the police from [I don't know] to 911 because of the incident happened on 9/11, amirite?
In America it's fine to kill a baby, but when you kill a bald eagle all hell breaks loose, amirite?

Duh, bald eagles are way more awesome than babies. Do babies have a wingspan of 8 feet? I don't think so.

Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?
@FlyingMintBunny How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm on mobile so it's not like I can just scroll over it)

( hello ) = hello smilie
( un ) = un smilie
( angry ) = angry smilie
( lolwut) = lolwut smilie
( ono ) = ono smilie
( goo ) = goo smilie
( yum ) = yum smilie
( frown ) = frown smilie
( d ) = d smilie
( smirk ) = smirk smilie
( wary ) = wary smilie
( no ) = no smilie
( hmm ) = hmm smilie
( hehe ) = hehe smilie
( cool ) = cool smilie
( l ) = l smilie
( Y ) = y smilie
( n ) = n smilie
( love ) = love smilie
( cry2 ) = (cry2)

How the hell did the guys who climbed Mt. Everest ever get down? amirite?
@Vinvu Google it, amirite?

Why does nobody love me?

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Women hate being treated different than men, until there's a hostage situation and woman and children are let go first, amirite?
@1302263

Men and women
By FlyingGuineaPig

We shit in different places
and have differences in our faces.
We don't shave the same locations
and sing with different vocalizations.
We watch very different shows
and (usually) only one of us paints our toes.
Like the cat and the dog,
or the guinea pig and the flying frog,
and everyone in the pokedex log,
We are different, and yet the same.

Wet dreams should be called snoregasms, amirite?

Having sex with Dora would be an exploregasm

oh and statutory rape.

Being single doesn't mean you're weak; it means you're strong enough to wait for what you really deserve, amirite?
@ZombieBandwagon Why does everyone have to make a powerful, encouraging statement about everything?

Eating a sandwich doesn't mean you were hungry. Eating a sandwich means that you are Gods gift to earth and have the power and knowledge to change the world l smilie

Go to any Wikipedia article. Click on the first link that is not in italics or parenthesis. Repeat. You eventually end up at Philosophy, amirite?