Everybody faps, amirite?

I hate that slang for male masturbation (fap, jerk off) is so specific to penises, so I feel like it's really hard to agree with this, as a girl.

You have eaten the whole yogurt, only to find out it was the "fruit at the bottom" kind, amirite?

I always check, because I'm disappointed if it's NOT fruit at the bottom.

It's not weird that if I ever have a daughter, I want to name her Rory. amirite?

Rory Gilmore, perhaps?

Cash 4 Gold probably has one of the highest robbery/attempted robbery rates. Like, let's think of things that criminals want to steal: Cash and Gold, amirite?

Cash 4 Gold places ARE robbery. They rip off desperate people with their unreasonably low prices for gold.

If all the porn sites were blacked out for 24 hours SOPA would be long gone, amirite?

I am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called "bring back the porn!"

-Dr Cox

There should be a radio station that plays nothing but show tunes, amirite?

XM72 - ON BROADWAY

It's fantastic. I wish there was something like it on FM.

If you were sent back in time a day before the twin towers fell, you would have no idea what to do to stop it, amirite?
@_Lord_Voldemort_ This kinda reminds me of something else: Hitler wanted to be an artist, and a school rejected him. If he was...

I would probably be living in Germany right now, because my grandparents never would have escaped Europe. Wait, then my parents never would have met. And I wouldn't be here at all.

It's hard to ask what the world would be like if something significant didnt happen, because literally everything would be different. I like to think some things came out of a terrible awful like the Holocaust.

If you were sent back in time a day before the twin towers fell, you would have no idea what to do to stop it, amirite?
@mchalla3 I would try to warn people, nobody would believe me. Then I would pull the fire alarm. When people finally realize...

Dude, no one would believe that you were from the future. They would think you knew about the plan because you're a terrorist.

Sometimes you just want to take photo's of your amazing food, amirite?
@AquariusSpring Apostrophe's would be denoting ownership of the apostrophe. I'm pretty sure that, in the context of the sentence...

Sometimes I make jokes that I personally find are really clever but no one seems to understand.

They should really make bacon scented candles to light on weekend mornings. That way, you can trick someone into thinking there's a nice breakfast made, amirite?

But that would only work the first couple of times.

Sometimes you just want to take photo's of your amazing food, amirite?
Besides "Rehab", you cannot name another Amy Winehouse song, amirite?

You know I'm No Good. Look it up, it's my favorite.

When you win in Mario kart, it's like 'ahahahaha in your face loser!' but when lose it's like #%+&@$#%**%#%@&$, amirite?

That's like every multiplayer video game, ever

Spending five hours of EVERYDAY of August studying for the SAT is more than enough, and my Asian parents shouldn't make me do more, amirite?

When were you taking the test? Why are you only starting in August?

If the snitch is worth 150 points, why does anybody bother with the quaffle, amirite?

TOOFER FTW