If most plants can't grow in a shadow, why would anyone expect a child to, amirite?

That is some deep stuff there.

Wait for a microwave for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Facebook chat with a nice girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity, amirite?

You did NOT just change an Albert Einstein quote to go with the times, did you? >:(

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now Im good at everything. amirite?

Except using apostrophes.

I saw an article in the paper about an 80 years old man marrying a 75 years old woman. That's not gonna last, amirite?

I am ashamed to admit that I chuckled. ):

If you're a person who likes even divisions, it bothered you that the Scooby Doo gang would always divide unevenly, amirite?

I do agree with you, but, and I'm just putting this out there, there were 5 people in the "gang". They couldn't have possibly divided evenly.

butt panties..white girls don't want to steal black men my ass, amirite?

O_o This... this hurts my brain trying to read it. How did this get to the homepage?

Guys that hit girls should be banned from living! amirite?

This goes for both genders. If a woman has the ability and want to hit a man, then she better prepare for getting hit back.

that emiester 213 guy really poors his heart out its a little annoying but his posts arent that bad, amirite?

the man got away leaving behind evidence i was attacked by some idiot in the projects

You posted that

Naming your pet is really hard, amirite?

Says the lion named lolpasta.

Why are so many soccer players also underwear models? These two jobs don't really seem to have that much in common, amirite?
@Totobean pics

David Beckham, Landon Donovan, and others. Just google image search

When they say "faster than a speeding bullet" do they really have to include "speeding"? No one gently tosses a bullet around, amirite?

A bullet shot is fast, but if it's speeding, then it's faster.

It sucks getting a completely different grade than you thought you were gunna get. amirite?

twitch gunna twitch

"Mircrowaves should have a list of what not to put in so you don't have to waste $400 for a new one, amirite?" I'm sorry, but if you're putting things in a microwave that cause it to mess up, you shouldn't own one in the first place, amirite?
@ClaireTheBozo my sister once put a Sunny D in the microwave...

And your sister was how old? And did she remember the rum?

Instead of donating their bodies to science when they die, people should donate them to the porn industry, amirite?

Oh, yeah, because necrophillia is such a great inside joke.

If you had the ability to read people emotions and see if they were lying by their facial expression, you could rule the world. amirite?

It's actually a science called kinesics