+2,242I like how ninja turtles wear masks, good way to hide your identity, its not like you're a giant fucking turtle or anything, amirite?
+2,862Elementary math problems are weird. "'I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now?'" Oh, I don't know, DIABETES MAYBE.", amirite?
+5,966Thevoiceinyourheadjustspedup. The. Voice. In. Your. Head. Just. Slowed. Down. THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD JUST GOT LOUDER. The voice in your head is now at normal again, amirite?
+386Even though you know you don't have a gun stuck down your pants, you get nervous walking through the security gate that it will go off everytime, amirite?
+756When you get a half chair/ half booth seat at a restaurant you always run to get the booth part, amirite?
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+510Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice....shame on you still because that's taking advantage of my stupidity, amirite?
+2,535Kids in math problems have way too much time on their hands. Like seriously Avi? You're going to calculate the angle at which you need to ride your bike to get to Market Street? Get a girlfriend or something. amirite?
+471You hate it when people automatically touch your face when they want to show you how cold their hands are. It's like "okay I believe you. Now dont touch my fuckin face", amirite?
+486You know shit went down when someone changes their facebook profile picture from them practically eating their boyfriend's face to an old one of just themself, amirite?