Saying "I'm really good" makes people think that you are low-key bad but saying "I'm really bad" makes people think that you are low-key good, amirite?

And saying low-key makes you sound like a dumbass

The voice in our head is always at the same volume, it's impossible to scream in our head. amirite?
The actual #1 leading cause of death is cardiac arrest, amirite?

The #1 cause of death is TIME.

If Casinos require masks to be worn inside, that'll really help people's poker faces, amirite?

lol as if masks would accomplish anything in a casino

You can counter any question with "Why?", amirite?
There are 2 groups of protesters on the streets, those Against Police brutality and those For it. amirite?
There are 2 groups of protesters on the streets, those Against Police brutality and those For it. amirite?
In Sim City if you didn't build entertainment (parks, sports stadiums, etc...) your sims would riot and burn the city down, amirite?

In real life, cities float bonds and create mountains of debt to bribe sports teams owners to keep the team in the city, and the Sims burn down the city anyway.

Dogs were once an exotic pet. amirite?

Now they cuddly wufdly uwu

If there have been studies that "Fish don't feel pain because of the lack neuro-physiological capacity for a conscious awareness of pain," then most of Ariel's friends from Little Mermaid didn't really have a soul to begin with. amirite?

Funny thing actually i saw this study that said cartoon characters also dont feel pain

Your smartphone is more advanced than the computers that landed a spaceship on the moon. Technically, your phone can land on the moon. amirite?
Mirrors don't actually break. They just multiply, amirite?

same goes for people

It's interesting pussy is associated with weakness and balls with strength but in reality it is the other way around. amirite?

"Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."

  • Betty White
Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?
People who are against the fact that humans are also animals, have often the most primal behavior. amirite?

Are there people who are against that? It seems like a pretty straight forward biological fact