Guys: You find it incredibly difficult to not tell females what we actually use our nipples for, amirite?

My dad used to tell me that if i pressed both of them at the same time, my penis would fall off

I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to start any trouble, but it should be an even number. amirite?
For all we know, scientists on Pluto took a vote and decided Earth's no longer a planet, amirite?
god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?

POST OF THE YEAR

Guys: You find it incredibly difficult to not tell females what we actually use our nipples for, amirite?
Guys: You find it incredibly difficult to not tell females what we actually use our nipples for, amirite?
If God doesn't exsist, then humans are just pointless masses of cells that have no purpose, and emotions are just chemicle reactions that don't mean anything, amirite?

Cells are pointless, they are round

Guys: My girlfriend gives me sex twice a day. You're jealous, amirite?

My left hand gives me sex four times a day. You're jealous.

Guys: You've tried to spin you wang round like a helicopter before, amirite?
It would suck to be a teen actor and have your first kiss be scripted and meaningless, amirite?

Not if the other person was hot

"hipster this...hipster that..." Okay. What the hell is a hipster? amirite?
I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to start any trouble, but it should be an even number. amirite?
The first time you had sex was awkward, amirite?

This website is full of virgins

Guys: do you want to know why girls are so indecisive? Cause we don't have boners to help us figure out if we like someone, amirite?

You get wet instead

How do hobos deal with their periods, amirite?

Its probably not their biggest problem