I've just come up with the perfect name for the awkward shuffle where you and the person walking towards you don't know which way to go around each other: walkward, amirite?
@SuddenEpiphany few*

You cannot comprehend the immense amount of fuck that I do not give.

Comments on any post: Someone says "ha so true!" Grammar Nazi says something like "You made an error with the passive voice preceded by an adverb." Wannabe says "you're*". Amirite celeb makes a witty joke (+79, 14 loves). Anon tries to argue; loses. Debbie Downer says her friend died by being hit by a javelin while playing water polo, so this isn't funny. Someone questions the post's validity, amirite?

My friend died from being hit by a javelin while playing water polo. This isn't funny. I think it's offensive.

Comments on any post: Someone says "ha so true!" Grammar Nazi says something like "You made an error with the passive voice preceded by an adverb." Wannabe says "you're*". Amirite celeb makes a witty joke (+79, 14 loves). Anon tries to argue; loses. Debbie Downer says her friend died by being hit by a javelin while playing water polo, so this isn't funny. Someone questions the post's validity, amirite?

Witty joke

It's impossible to move one index finger clockwise while moving the other anticlockwise (at the same time), amirite?
Anonymous +77Reply
It’s really odd that Canada spends half as much as the US PER CAPITA in health insurance, yet EVERY SINGLE GODDAMMED INDIVIDUAL IS 100% COVERED, DOWN TO EVERY SINGLE HOMELESS BUM IN BUMFUCK, amirite?
@Well, 57 were able to.

Shall I give them an award? Would you like a prize? A monument perhaps?

Yes, a statue! Perfect. It shall be covered in gold leaf. Your image shall be worshiped! Beneath, the plaque shall read, "Anonymous, the man who had 57 people read his post." For CENTURIES, your image will be seen by millions -- NO! billions!-- they will weep at the feet of the statue.

Now all that's left is the pose... AH! I have it! You can spread your arms out, as if welcoming all people of the world into the arms of your omniscience. There shall be a small smirk painted on your glorious face. A wreath of olives will encircle your brow. Your trousers will have 57 pleats, so as to symbolize the 57 enlightened ones.

THIS WILL BE THE MOST GLORIOUS STATUE IN HISTORY!

Girls, You hate it when you sit down to pee and somones been brutally murdered in your underwear, amirite?
@Retooser Okay, I'm a girl and I find this disgusting. I do not want to hear about other girls' period blood, I'm sorry.

Oh, see, I read it as you sit down to pee and suddenly see this random body in your bathroom, wearing your underwear, dead.
Odd how the mind works.

THEIR going to the mall over THEY'RE with THERE friends. Amirite?

This makes my inner grammar Nazi curl up in the fetal position and sob tears of agony.

Anonymous +339Reply
Your cell number's last digit x 2 + 5 x 50 + your age + 365 - 615. = The last two numbers are your age and the first number is your cells last number. Amirite?

Not if you use the correct order of operations.

How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?
Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing?...Why are you holding me?" "Just trust me." amirite?

wait... what is that thing coming out of your bod- WHY THE FUCK IS IT IN MY BLEEDY SPOT!!!!!!!

I put that "Take ten years off" make-up on my 9 and a half year old brother. I don't know where he went, but it might explain why my mom got fat and is acting like a bitch, amirite?
@987538

Hold the phone. HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. This guy asked for his own post to be POTD... AND ANTHONY LET IT HAPPEN?!?!

THE ANTHONY I KNOW AND LOVE, THE ANTHONY I PRAY TO BEFORE I GO TO BED, THE ANTHONY THAT I HAVE A HAND-MADE GOLD STATUE OF THAT I SACRIFICE MY PRIZED GOATS TO, DOES NOT DO THIS. THIS IS THE WORK OF YNOHTNA, THE OPPOSITE OF ANTHONY.

Since the Egyptians don't have internet they should just be called Gyptians now, amirite?

Holy shit no comments on the POTD? Gotta think of something witty fast.... eh.. THIS POTD SUCKS! Yeah, that'll do.