You cannot comprehend the immense amount of fuck that I do not give.
My friend died from being hit by a javelin while playing water polo. This isn't funny. I think it's offensive.
thats what she said.
Shall I give them an award? Would you like a prize? A monument perhaps?
Yes, a statue! Perfect. It shall be covered in gold leaf. Your image shall be worshiped! Beneath, the plaque shall read, "Anonymous, the man who had 57 people read his post." For CENTURIES, your image will be seen by millions -- NO! billions!-- they will weep at the feet of the statue.
Now all that's left is the pose... AH! I have it! You can spread your arms out, as if welcoming all people of the world into the arms of your omniscience. There shall be a small smirk painted on your glorious face. A wreath of olives will encircle your brow. Your trousers will have 57 pleats, so as to symbolize the 57 enlightened ones.
THIS WILL BE THE MOST GLORIOUS STATUE IN HISTORY!
Oh, see, I read it as you sit down to pee and suddenly see this random body in your bathroom, wearing your underwear, dead.
Odd how the mind works.
This makes my inner grammar Nazi curl up in the fetal position and sob tears of agony.
Not if you use the correct order of operations.
Same... if you didn't add the word laugh
wait... what is that thing coming out of your bod- WHY THE FUCK IS IT IN MY BLEEDY SPOT!!!!!!!
Hold the phone. HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. This guy asked for his own post to be POTD... AND ANTHONY LET IT HAPPEN?!?!
THE ANTHONY I KNOW AND LOVE, THE ANTHONY I PRAY TO BEFORE I GO TO BED, THE ANTHONY THAT I HAVE A HAND-MADE GOLD STATUE OF THAT I SACRIFICE MY PRIZED GOATS TO, DOES NOT DO THIS. THIS IS THE WORK OF YNOHTNA, THE OPPOSITE OF ANTHONY.
Holy shit no comments on the POTD? Gotta think of something witty fast.... eh.. THIS POTD SUCKS! Yeah, that'll do.