Wanna know how I know you're gay?
You seem upset. Have a shaved llama.
Damn, you must be pretty old then.
I dunno, it kinda turns me on
Wow, really? That's pretty ridiculous; I wasn't aware that people only lived 20-25 years.
imo it's promoting alien supremacy
in the wizarding world it is known as anybody with a penis more than 10 inches long. Sirius Black is a known Hufflepuff.
And this is just another unoriginal POTD.