I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after seeing them at their most vulnerable, you wouldn’t be able to help falling in love with them. Amirite?
Some people think women have too many emotions to be president. That's stupid because women are masters of psychological warfare. Rather than blow up our enemies, a woman president would mind-fuck them and convince other countries to hate them. They'll sit around wondering what the hell just happened and when they ask why we're mad at them, we won't tell them. Amirite?
Why do local banks feel compelled to inform us of the temperature? Oh yeah, because when we pass we think to ourselves, "Oh, it's 42 degrees, maybe I'll take out a loan.", amirite?
@1660524

You seem upset. Have a shaved llama.

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Boys will be boys... Unless they get a sex change, amirite?
You want your gravestone to be funny, amirite?
@:O thats my birthday!

Damn, you must be pretty old then.

You aren't the way your 2nd grade self imagined and hoped you would be at your current age, amirite?
You should never give your cat a bath, amirite?
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb, and one to hold the penis... wait, I meant the ladder, amirite?
There really is no reason to sentence a prisoner to another life sentence if they kill another inmate; I mean they're not going anywhere. At that point it's probably more about bragging rights. "What, you have one life sentence? Pshh, I have three", amirite?
@StickCaveman A life sentence is only 20 to 25 years. Kinda misleading isn't it?

Wow, really? That's pretty ridiculous; I wasn't aware that people only lived 20-25 years.

It sure is a good thing that the Statue of Liberty is green by now. Imagine if it had stayed copper, or even worse, if it was made white in the first place, how many people would have made a fuss that it is racist and politically incorrect, amirite?

imo it's promoting alien supremacy d smilie

If Harry Potter was a Hufflepuff, Deathly Hallows would've been 2 pages long, amirite?
@justfuckmeup What the hell is a Hufflepuff?

in the wizarding world it is known as anybody with a penis more than 10 inches long. Sirius Black is a known Hufflepuff.

If age is just a number and marijuana's just a plant then jail's just a room, amirite?

And this is just another unoriginal POTD.

Amish murderers get the acoustic chair. amirite?