No offence but...
Cats: "I love you. Let's cuddle ... oh wait, did I just say that? No f you ~slaps~"
You need two brains for that
Could hats technically be wigs?
Nope. Been through deep depression while people would say "but you are the happiest person I know!"
But I'm currently pretty happy and showing it as well, so🤷
Nah 480km you wrong
Depends. Some are marked microwave safe.
That was one of the funny parts of The Truman Show - the people that were so consumed by watching Truman's life that they didn't have one of their own as well as didn't know what to do once Truman checked out.
I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
Not true. Virgin man donates sperm, virgin woman donates egg, implants them into another virgin woman. 3 virgins create another virgin.
You brilliant genius, you gem of humanity!
The human race definitely isn't going to exist in 400 years, neither will most ecosystems.
If Trump or Biden win, that is
No, definitely not dead.