No offence but...
Cats: "I love you. Let's cuddle ... oh wait, did I just say that? No f you ~slaps~"
You need two brains for that
Depends. Some are marked microwave safe.
I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
Not true. Virgin man donates sperm, virgin woman donates egg, implants them into another virgin woman. 3 virgins create another virgin.
You brilliant genius, you gem of humanity!
Could hats technically be wigs?
The human race definitely isn't going to exist in 400 years, neither will most ecosystems.
If Trump or Biden win, that is
No, definitely not dead.
A man can impregnate multiple women but a woman cannot and thus she is only limited to a certain amount.
How do you figure that?
Pick up a book please