You can sleep in a car, but you can't drive an apartment. Be wise with your spending habits. amirite?
"don't be alarmed" is what everyone says before telling you something alarming, amirite?

No offence but...

If dogs could talk it would do wonders for people's self-esteem. Cats would destroy it. amirite?

Cats: "I love you. Let's cuddle ... oh wait, did I just say that? No f you ~slaps~"

General Grievous could play any computer game with himself as long as he has two controllers, amirite?

You need two brains for that

You aren't supposed to microwave a Cup of Noodles! amirite?

Depends. Some are marked microwave safe.

Everyone probably holds a lot of world records. amirite?
@I got a black eye from falling on a shopping cart. I think that's a world record

I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.

Not true. Virgin man donates sperm, virgin woman donates egg, implants them into another virgin woman. 3 virgins create another virgin.

Sour cream is the mayo of the taco. amirite?

You brilliant genius, you gem of humanity!

Wigs are technically hats, amirite?

Could hats technically be wigs?

Rick rolling isn't ever going to die, amirite?

The human race definitely isn't going to exist in 400 years, neither will most ecosystems.

If Trump or Biden win, that is

Cold blooded animals are always cold because their just dead inside. amirite?

No, definitely not dead.

As a child, you were carried around regularly. One day you were put down, and never picked up again. amirite?
A man can have as many kids as possible in his life but there's a certain limit to a woman. amirite?
@what

A man can impregnate multiple women but a woman cannot and thus she is only limited to a certain amount.

Getting killed by entropy has the lowest probability of death. amirite?

How do you figure that?

If gravity was discovered in 1687, then it took humans 2.8 million years to discover that gravity exists and things fall to the ground, amirite?

Pick up a book please