Flipping burgers for yourself is considered independence. Flipping burgers for others you don't know is considered demeaning. Flipping burgers for others you do know is considered an honor. amirite?

Flipping burgers while a fat, sweaty man licks his lips and says "yeah, mmm, good boy" and throws $1 bills at you is... what exactly?

Flipping burgers for yourself is considered independence. Flipping burgers for others you don't know is considered demeaning. Flipping burgers for others you do know is considered an honor. amirite?
@Robisrael Why is working at a restaurant demeaning?

People use "flipping burgers" as an example of a low pay entry level job that doesn't require any higher education. So, classism

'Curing' a pig has to be one of the biggest misnomers ever conceived. amirite?
@browndog888 Nah, it cures them of every disease

Except one. Deliciousness. Which can be fatal. 😂

We live in an age where some girls prefer to let strangers see her genitals before they see her face. amirite?

Do you mean women?

Cats eye brows end at their butt hole. amirite?
@Iapetus-11 What

I think it's because the hair carries from their eyebrows to their holes, unlike most humans that have no hair on the forehead.

Every person has a price tag. For some it's 10k $ and for some it is 1 billion $, but does not change the fact that given right sum of money every person will do anything, amirite?

A Taoist monk disagrees (not me just an example. I can be bought for cheap.)

Our grandkids will most likely never drive gas cars. amirite?
Our grandkids will most likely never drive gas cars. amirite?
@jodzdzownica doubt

They're banning gas cars in less than 10 years...

There are two factions of dark humour, the self deprecating humour and the taboo/offensive humour, amirite?

A third would be a mixture of the two

Super Mario spent years trying to rescue Peach from Bowser so they could all hang out and play party games and ride go karts. amirite?

*Or play tennis, golf or football

You have never seen an old midget... amirite?

Beetlejuice is 52

Companies are purely motivated by money, yet don't want employees purely motivated by money. amirite?
@Tanmoykayesen I just want to work a livable wage and do what I do well, but every company wants me to keep rising through ranks...

Truth. It sucks that the big salaries are often "paywalled" in managerial positions. I'm a graphic artist. I'd make a horrible manager as I have no people skills and don't like heavy responsibilities like managing teams and what not. But to get out of my poverty I have kiss ass and work harder than usual to get to a position I have no interest nor am not equipped to handle? If only liveable wage existed.

Companies are purely motivated by money, yet don't want employees purely motivated by money. amirite?

All the more reason that churches are the best businesses.

Companies are purely motivated by money, yet don't want employees purely motivated by money. amirite?
Vaginas are sometimes referred to as boxes... Penises are sometimes referred to as junk... Boxes are a great place to store your junk... amirite?