Jethus Christ our Thaviour

Thun of God.

Run up to it
Mangle it 's ankles so it falls over
Salivate over then enjoy it's delicious, nutritious insides

Ignoring my instructions and trying to take short cuts won't get you anywhere... Ten points from Gryffindor

Well similiar as above
But this group of girls that went to my high school gave this other girl in their group a "pill" and she was like "full on tripping out". She later found out it was a tic tac.

Bitchy, but funny. Not so much for her I suppose.

P-p-peni ... No no you say it

"Okay does she REALLY need to blow her nose THAT hard? Who does she think she is!"

Defense against the dark arts.

Coach Beist off Glee anybody?

Delicious and religious!

All it take is one person to sacrifice their wish. You kind sir have volunteered.

Everybody else can now enjoy frivolous wish making thanks to your efforts.

You don't have to make her ugly.

You just don't have to have her with giant boobs and an unhealthily skinny waist with a perfect bum. Studies have shown that if Barbie was human, her proportions would be shockingly unhealthy for a woman.

So no, no kid really wants to play with an ugly Barbie but I think we could make her more realistically healthy in order to establish healthy body image in girls from a young age.

I dunno, sometimes when I'm watching them I feel like I'm some how getting less intelligent. Like I'm catching ignorance through my television screen.

It's like Christmas when I finally clean under my bed. So many hidden treasures that were forgotten about reappear!

Try existence.