If Jesus had a lisp he would have died for your thins. amirite?

Jethus Christ our Thaviour

Thun of God.

As a predator how would you even go about killing a giraffe? amirite?

Run up to it
Mangle it 's ankles so it falls over
Salivate over then enjoy it's delicious, nutritious insides yum smilie

What if your GPS spoke in Professor Snape's voice? You'd hear things like, "How very like your father you are, you arrogant fool; he would have missed that turn as well..." and, "There will be no foolish lane-crossing or silly exit-taking for two miles...." Amirite?

Ignoring my instructions and trying to take short cuts won't get you anywhere... Ten points from Gryffindor

It'd be funny to have a huge party and have all beverages non alcoholic and see how people act when they THINK they're drunk. amirite?
@jsleepyjean I was hoping for a story from experience :(

Well similiar as above
But this group of girls that went to my high school gave this other girl in their group a "pill" and she was like "full on tripping out". She later found out it was a tic tac.

Bitchy, but funny. Not so much for her I suppose.

When you were in elementary school, looking up the word "sex" in the dictionary was like watching porn. amirite?

P-p-peni ... No no you say it

Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?

"Okay does she REALLY need to blow her nose THAT hard? Who does she think she is!"

The amount of y's a girl adds to the end of "hey" directly correlates with how much she wants your dick, amirite?
It's always the Algebra or Biology professor who is a little off, amirite?

Defense against the dark arts.

Coach Beist off Glee anybody?

We have the Easter bunny because it would be awkward to bite the head off of a chocolate Jesus, amirite?

Delicious and religious!

The world is not going to end in 2012. Why? Because on 11/11 2011 at 11:11, millions of people are going to wish that the world is not going to end in 2012. amirite?
@Dwight If everyone thinks like this, the world will actually end in 2012... Time to change my answer

All it take is one person to sacrifice their wish. You kind sir have volunteered.

Everybody else can now enjoy frivolous wish making thanks to your efforts.

People say that dolls for little girls shouldn't set such a high standard for "perfection" but in reality, no little girl would play with an ugly barbie, amirite?

You don't have to make her ugly.

You just don't have to have her with giant boobs and an unhealthily skinny waist with a perfect bum. Studies have shown that if Barbie was human, her proportions would be shockingly unhealthy for a woman.

So no, no kid really wants to play with an ugly Barbie but I think we could make her more realistically healthy in order to establish healthy body image in girls from a young age.

Reality TV shows make you feel smarter, amirite?

I dunno, sometimes when I'm watching them I feel like I'm some how getting less intelligent. Like I'm catching ignorance through my television screen.

lazy rule: if it falls under the bed, its gone. Forever. amirite?

It's like Christmas when I finally clean under my bed. So many hidden treasures that were forgotten about reappear!

there is always that one person whose face just annoys you, amirite?

Try existence.