"Call Me Maybe" is mine. Just hits me with a brick wall of emotion. It's really...oh...yeah, I'm tearing up a bit. It's just so monumental, you know? Oh god, really crying now. I mean, she just met him, right, and it's probably crazy, and then she gives him her number, and he may or may not call her. Pretty strong stuff.
Love is wrapped around newspapers?
And definitely not "Your daughter gives good head."
Florb...for a boy or girl.
or don't. Your choice everyone.
I can just imagine you..."The chicken walks across the road because the need to cross the road is substantially higher than the risk of walking across said road. Assuming we're talking about a rational chicken, which would be safe to assume, there doesn't seem to be any obstacle in the way of the chicken. Now, the obstacles are another point. Given potential cars and other modes of harmful transportation to the chicken, think about the era the joke is being said people, the chicken would have had a moral dilemma around the precise moment to cross the road. Of course we can chalk it up to pure curiosity, but who really acts solely on these grounds?
No, the chicken did not just want to "get to the other side," dumbass.
Social Darwinism is something different than what you're talking about.
Damn Antarctica, hogging all the wealth.
It's because the president is more of a celebrity than our prime ministers
I haven't laughed out loud to a post in a while. Good Post!
Did anyone else actually look to see if there was a 'me' in human centipede?
I find it ironic that you're posting your opinion.
Heaven forbid they would lose the sense of grammar as well.
That just wrinkled my brain.
Anything can be funny.