There is a song that has changed your perspective on something or makes you emotional every time you hear it, amirite?

"Call Me Maybe" is mine. Just hits me with a brick wall of emotion. It's really...oh...yeah, I'm tearing up a bit. It's just so monumental, you know? Oh god, really crying now. I mean, she just met him, right, and it's probably crazy, and then she gives him her number, and he may or may not call her. Pretty strong stuff.

Love is like two people holding a rubber band. They pull, then when one person let's go, it's the person who held on that gets hurt, amirite?

Love is wrapped around newspapers?

The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?

And definitely not "Your daughter gives good head."

You already have an idea about what you want to name your future kids, amirite?

Florb...for a boy or girl.

Today, Daniel Radcliffe admitted he was drunk while filming some scenes for the Harry Potter movies. Now you're really curious which scenes those are, amirite?
In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. Why? Do tall people burn slower? amirite?
@Lettuce The line order is pre-determaned (smallest to tallest), and practiced (fire drills), so kids will know their place...

I can just imagine you..."The chicken walks across the road because the need to cross the road is substantially higher than the risk of walking across said road. Assuming we're talking about a rational chicken, which would be safe to assume, there doesn't seem to be any obstacle in the way of the chicken. Now, the obstacles are another point. Given potential cars and other modes of harmful transportation to the chicken, think about the era the joke is being said people, the chicken would have had a moral dilemma around the precise moment to cross the road. Of course we can chalk it up to pure curiosity, but who really acts solely on these grounds?

No, the chicken did not just want to "get to the other side," dumbass.

We as a race have almost completely eliminated Social Darwinism. Laws requiring people to wear seat belts, laws against drugs and laws requiring motorcyclists to wear helmets were all put in place to keep people safe. However these laws should be abolished because anyone dumb enough to do heroine after all the lessons preaching against it deserves the death they receive. amirite?

Social Darwinism is something different than what you're talking about.

I don't see why people make such a big deal about starving kids in Africa. I mean there are starving kids on 6 out of the 7 continents, amirite?

Damn Antarctica, hogging all the wealth.

Canadians, Australians and British people: You know who the President of the United States is. Americans: You don't know the names of the Prime Ministers of Canada, Australia and the UK, amirite?

It's because the president is more of a celebrity than our prime ministers

How many immature boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your mom! amirite?

I haven't laughed out loud to a post in a while. Good Post!

Teamwork. Because there is no 'me' in human centipede. amirite?

Did anyone else actually look to see if there was a 'me' in human centipede?

This site should stop being about posting opinions and more about something productive like finding a cure to polio, amirite?

I find it ironic that you're posting your opinion.

You know the words blind and deaf, but you have absolutely no idea what to call someone who has no sense of taste, smell, or touch, amirite?
@Their called dumb i'm not saying this in a mean way but they acctually are

Heaven forbid they would lose the sense of grammar as well.

If you split an iPod in half you get an iPod Nano and an iPod Shuffle, amirite?

That just wrinkled my brain.

Rape jokes are not, were not, and will never be funny. amirite?

Anything can be funny.