Excuse me? What do YOU mean they wouldn't know either? WHO is the RESIDENT HERMAPHRODITE HERE? I'll have YOU know that I have experienced both male and female orgasms before, as well as hermaphrodite orgasms! They all feel as natural as the day that God made me, mm-hmm! PRAISE JEEBUS!
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maybe it's because she swims around all day in that shell bra?
and the sun is always back lit on her while there is water running down her glistening body as she jumps out of the ocean.
and that part where she just gets her legs and is completely naked.
and then that other part where she is wrapped around the ship's sail tied together with a rope...
and then she has that sexy singing voice....
yeah.... all that's sexy.