Only people with shitty video cameras and shaky hands can see UFOs, amirite?
@1683638

I also like to sneeze post what I'm doing as I type. masterbates

You'd like a book to be dedicated to you. Or a college. But a parking garage is just weird, amirite?
I just heard that someone published a book about having sex with herbs. It's about fucking thyme, amirite?

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme.

Ron should have ended up with Ginny, amirite?
@Harper Their child would undoubtedly be ginger.

I know, saxybandgeek. I already said they were going to be born a ginger!

Rule of life: if you want something all to yourself, lick it. amirite?

I wanted my power socket all to myself.

@Favvkes And cats. Lots and lots of cats. Cats in the internet AND in the porn

"Let me see that pussy, girl. Ah! It's scratching my eyes out!"

It's strange that a lot of humans see themselves as separate from other animals in the animal kingdom in two distinct groups: human and non human animals. There's really nothing special about people other than their intelligence, in the same way there's nothing special about a cheetah other than running at 70 mph and keen hunting instincts. There's no reason for humans to think of themselves as special or seperate ... amirite?
When you mess up or do something stupid, your mom thinks it's your new hobby. Ex: "This is my daughter; she likes to make out with the neighbors.", amirite?
@runnerdude What's worse is when you get to around 10th grade and they start asking you what college you want to go to. And if...

That's silly. The Honolulu Institute of Colorado doesn't have Quantum Mechanical Biology as a major!

You would be more likely to vote for a returning president during an election if, instead of campaigning, they spent the last 6 months of their term focusing on their job, amirite?
It's kind of weird how some disorders have this cute version that's fun to have, "WAS AT JENNIE'S HOUSE & HAD TO CLEAN LIEK EVERYTHING LOL! I'M SO OCD!1!!", am I right?

WAS WALKING DOWNTOWN THINKING EVERYONE WAS OUT TO KILL ME! I'M SO SCHIZOPHRENIC LOL!

I'm hungry
Nothing's wrong with screamo music. In fact, it's quite under-appreciated. Amirite?

It is under-appreciated. It's a lot like communism, and Jay Leno. Nah, I'm just kidding, guys. I hate Jay Leno.

You don't have 150 friends, amirite?
Since there's a Superman movie coming out called "The Man of Steel" and a Batman movie was called "The Dark Knight" they should name more superhero movies after the character's nickname. The next Spider-man movie should be called "The Web-Slinger", a Hulk movie can be called "Giant Green Rage Monster" and they should make an Aqua-man movie and call it "The Worst Superhero Ever: The Movie", amirite?
Cancer was actually fabricated by the government to control the population. amirite?
@1715194

Unless it got out of control, and now the government can't stop it!