My rock is a spaceship!
This is a Haiku.
Wait. Actually, it's not.
There are too many syllables on the last line.
So? Just because in the past it took a long time to travel somewhere, we shouldn't have the right to complain about delays today? We have advanced technology, and we have come to expect that things will be done quickly. I suppose you could also say that, "It's funny how we complain about catching the common cold. Back in the day, you were afraid of catching tuberculosis." Yeah, it's better off today, but it's still annoying when some minor problems occur to us.
"Is this Steve?"
"No, this is Jimmy Fallon, host of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon."
I think it's a nice idea, but your wording would make anyone agree with you. What about a walk in the park? "Let's go get some unnecessary exercise and probably sweat a lot by walking in a public area where tons of noisy children will be around to bug us."
Oh, hello to you, too!
It took me a while to realize you didn't just misspell the word "penis."
And it would be pretty crazy if that happened in a swimming race!
You see, the song is symbolism of a woman who received so many LETTERS from a man who loved her, that she would never stop singing until she found him. And that's why at the end of the song, we sing "Next time won't you sing with me?"
I always count to infinity to see which number comes first.
It honestly works, though. I've had people not be able to recognize me after I grew a beard. Granted, these people hadn't necessarily seen me too much in the past.
First off, I based this post off of my comment. That's why all of the Leno hate. And second off, his jokes are predictable, he just isn't that funny in general, and I will never forgive him for stealing Conan's show in 2010.
Oh, great! Now every time I hear that phrase, I will think of it sexually!
And perhaps you can never see is entire face.