Little girls should have barbies, not make up. amirite?
Parents shouldn't try to make their kids stop liking things due to the kid's gender, amirite?
@Oh I understand Although anonymous, I Like to get credit.

This is a Haiku.
Wait. Actually, it's not.
There are too many syllables on the last line.

It's funny how we complain when a flight is delayed. Back in the day, that distance would take a lifetime to cross, amirite?

So? Just because in the past it took a long time to travel somewhere, we shouldn't have the right to complain about delays today? We have advanced technology, and we have come to expect that things will be done quickly. I suppose you could also say that, "It's funny how we complain about catching the common cold. Back in the day, you were afraid of catching tuberculosis." Yeah, it's better off today, but it's still annoying when some minor problems occur to us.

It would be kind of cool to accidently dial a celebrity's number, amirite?
Dinner and a movie is the worst idea for a first date. Let's show each other how good we are a pigging out, then sit next to each other in silence for a couple hours. That will definitely make me want to be around you more, amirite?

I think it's a nice idea, but your wording would make anyone agree with you. What about a walk in the park? "Let's go get some unnecessary exercise and probably sweat a lot by walking in a public area where tons of noisy children will be around to bug us."

Depending on how you do it, calling a sick person an ambulance is either a helpful act of charity, or something that will make others extremely confused as to why you're shouting "You ambulance! You're such an ambulance!" amirite?
It's annoying when you try to use the hello smilie emoticon somewhere besides this site and people just think you're saying hi to them and not suggesting something sexual, amirite?
You've got a long list of people you'd love to see as tributes in the Hunger Games, amirite?
@tyreeshajones My ex

It took me a while to realize you didn't just misspell the word "penis."

It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning is winning, amirite?
@Serg Winning by a mile would seem a lot more satisfactory.

And it would be pretty crazy if that happened in a swimming race!

It sucks when people analyze a song down to the core, then the song is never the same again, and you cant listen to it without thinking to much about it, amirite?

You see, the song is symbolism of a woman who received so many LETTERS from a man who loved her, that she would never stop singing until she found him. And that's why at the end of the song, we sing "Next time won't you sing with me?"

Dear Facebook Group: "I still sing my ABC's to see which letter comes first", A comes first. Amirite?

I always count to infinity to see which number comes first.

How to change your identity on Undercover Boss: 1) Change Hair part/ style 2) Wear/ remove glasses 3) Shave/ Grow beard, amirite?

It honestly works, though. I've had people not be able to recognize me after I grew a beard. Granted, these people hadn't necessarily seen me too much in the past.

It sucks that some of the people I see on TV are just characters and are not actually real. Furthermore, it's even worse that Jay Leno is 100% real, amirite?
@LinksLegionaire What's with all the Leno hate recently? He's funny...

First off, I based this post off of my comment. That's why all of the Leno hate. And second off, his jokes are predictable, he just isn't that funny in general, and I will never forgive him for stealing Conan's show in 2010.

@runnerdude We should have sex, if you know what I mean.

Oh, great! Now every time I hear that phrase, I will think of it sexually!

Someone should create a show that revolves around a family that involves a stupid but lovable father, a hot misunderstood mother, and their kids getting into crazy antics all the time, amirite?