+1,631Special occasions must be decided based on how scared people are of things. Trees only get one day. Sharks get a week. Black people get a whole month, amirite?
+1,419Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?
+1,909If homosexuality is a disease, then we should all call in gay to work. "Nope, sorry, can't come in today- still queer", amirite?
+160Authors, alive and passed, are crying (or rolling over in their graves out sorrow) whenever another child is amazed that it is possible to read a book more then a hundred pages in a month. amirite?
+24Are children that act in R rated movies, allowed to see them. The questions of life, amirite?
+171No, Grandpa, our generation isn't worse then yours; we just happen to have a lot more evil sperm being produced. amirite?
+6,598Toddlers are like drunk people. They are always falling over, they mumble complete nonsense, food never makes it all the way into their mouth, they get very loud when they dont get their way and they pee/poop themselves without any guilt. amirite?