iamganontheumbreon

Anti-jokes are sometimes funnier than real jokes nowadays. Example: Helen Keller walks into a bar. Then a table. Then a door. Amirite?
@1303594

@1303594 (polarlarlarlar_bare): You're so gay, you have gay sex with people. And LIKE it.

Why the hell did Harry name one of his kids after Snape? Yes, Snape was a good guy all along, and probably saved a lot of people by putting his life on the line, but that doesn’t change the fact that he was a complete douchenozzle to Harry for 6 years, amirite?

lol. douchenozzle is a funny word.

Anti-jokes are sometimes funnier than real jokes nowadays. Example: Helen Keller walks into a bar. Then a table. Then a door. Amirite?

An Irish man walks out of a bar.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

It's stupid how gay marriage is known as gay marriage and not just "Marriage". Just because you have lunch doesn't mean you have 'gay lunch'. Just because you park your car doesn't mean you 'gay parked', amirite?
It's actually pretty disturbing Timmy Turner's first voice actor committed suicide, amirite?

That's... the most depressing thing I have heard today. D:

Fuck white people, all they do is invade other nations and bitch about how hard black people make their lives. Get cultured bitches, amirite?

Those white people, I hate it when they think they can be white without a black person's permission!

Anti-jokes are sometimes funnier than real jokes nowadays. Example: Helen Keller walks into a bar. Then a table. Then a door. Amirite?
@*sex with men. Anti joke fail.

(Anon:)): Well I didn't know if the person was a boy or girl, so I just put people.

And he delicately wraps his arms around you, stroking your soft, smooth hair. And it's even more awkward when he starts telling you how much he loves you, and you tell him that your heart belongs to him, and you two kiss. But the most awkward thing of all is when the light shines through the curtains, as you two lay there in the shower, sweaty, wet, and in love.
No homo, though!!

This is America and we speak American, amirite?
It's better to let 10 guilty men go free than put one innocent man in jail, amirite?
Go to maps.google.com. Search Osama Bin Laden hideout compound Bilal town, Abbottabad Pakistan. Click the first link on the left. Scroll down and click on More Reviews by Google Users and read the reviews. You're laughing, amirite?

Nevermind. I found it. It's basically people talking about how they enjoyed their visit. It's really sarcastic. It's kind of funny, I guess, but not exactly HILARIOUS.

99% of the time, middle school relationships are stupid. However, if two 8th graders really like each other, are both mature and responsible, are willing to tell their parents, don't post "i luv u babyyy" on each other's facebook walls, aren't planning on having sex or anything like that, and just want to spend time with each other at the movies or walking around town, that is acceptable. amirite?

My friend is one of those 8th graders... She gets depressed if she goes a week without a boyfriend... Eh...

Go to maps.google.com. Search Osama Bin Laden hideout compound Bilal town, Abbottabad Pakistan. Click the first link on the left. Scroll down and click on More Reviews by Google Users and read the reviews. You're laughing, amirite?
@trackerjagker Am I on MLIA?

Don't worry, go back to sleep child, and when you wake up everything will be alright.

People who are vegetarians because they feel sorry for animals are annoying, but the ones who think it's 'healthier' are worse, amirite?

How the hell are we annoying? What people eat has nothing to do with you.

While giving head it almost seems rude to spit, amirite?

It's weird how you assume everyone has done it.