Picking out a Valentine's gift is only hard when you know that nothing in the world will be good enough. amirite?
@It's also hard when you're poor

That is true, being poor reduces your options by quite a bit.

socks just portable napkins, amirite?

i hated that

There's no good general verb form of sex, amirite?
@You are currently sounding like an Indian Facebook user lol

That's the point like this. Your bobs very big they are very sex oh yes so good

Many times, when someone criticizes someone else's idea, deep down they wish they had had it in the first place. amirite?

This is stupid. I wish I could have come up with it.

The biggest trick The Capitalist pulled was to convince people that their life revolves around their job. amirite?

They force themselves into your lives to the extent they "own" you and make work your whole life. Tell you where you have to be, when you can have a day off, when you have to leave the house, when you are allowed to go home, who you have to spend your days with and who you can't.

When the guys get together, they insult each other without really meaning it. When the girls get together, they compliment each other without really meaning it. amirite?

this is so good

Picking out a Valentine's gift is only hard when you know that nothing in the world will be good enough. amirite?
@Montiexx thank you, always wanted to say this

It kind of just hit me today while trying to think of the perfect gift. I realized that there's nothing on the planet Earth that would be perfect enough to get the message across.

Picking out a Valentine's gift is only hard when you know that nothing in the world will be good enough. amirite?
Apple decided to not include a charger and earpods with latest release. Soon they'll offer you only a thousand dollar screen and you'll have to buy the phone separately. amirite?

I'm waiting the the Apple Pi.

The brain may have named itself, but it also recognized that it named itself and was surprised when it realized that. amirite?
Whoever came up with "babysitter" and "kidnapper" must've been on crack. amirite?
People only compare peepee sizes as oppozed to other parts of the body, amirite?
‘Reckon' is probably short for ‘recognize', amirite?

reckon

/ˈrɛk(ə)n/

verb

1.

establish by calculation.

"his debts were reckoned at £300,000"

Similar:

calculate

compute

work out

put a figure on

figure

number

quantify

count (up)

add up

total

tally

tot up

2.

INFORMAL

be of the opinion.

"he reckons that the army should pull out entirely"

Its its own word

Are you challenging me?!

Puppets are technically alive. They have bone muscle and blood inside of them. amirite?