Actual status from a 10 year old on my Facebook newsfeed: "Im sick of the single life." Yeah um.... amirite?

Oh yeah, I was talkiing to this 1st grader at the child care I help out at. He has an iphone. So I told him that even some of my friends don't have phones. And the he laughed.

... I liked Grown Ups.

As soon as you read ''It's impossible to...'' you try it because you want to be the one to prove it wrong, amirite?

it's impossible to be my boyfriend.

You never realized "Diagon Alley" was a play on the word "diagonally," amirite?
@1430084

:D You rhyme!

Most of the Spongebob episodes have dirty names, amirite?

"Wow Sandy, their going bananas for your nutcracker" lol it was just on a few minutes ago

Whales are too big to be called animals. Do you know of any animals that big? They should be put in the fish kingdom, where anything can happen. Also, bugs need to be taken out and put back in the insect kingdom. amirite?

I know an animal that big. A whale.

You love how you look in the mirror, but hate how you look in pictures, amirite?

i don't really like either

It is stupid that girls have to do half the exercise guys do. Why? I've seen more girls excel in sports than guys. They should have to do the exact same amount. Guys have to get at least 11 minutes on the mile, so do girls. Guys have to do 30 push-ups, so do girls. Amirite?
If they made a website for the Hunger Games like My Life is Average or My Life is Twilight, what would they call it? My Life is Hungry? amirite?

Hunger Games shouldn't be compared to Twilight, Twilight shouldn't be compared to Harry Potter, and Harry Potter shouldn't be compared to Hunger Games. If you say anything opinionated about any three of these, someone is bound to be pissed.

Showing off is uncool, amirite?

Imagine being in the middle of drawing that and the page refreshed

Saying a song is repetitive is like saying the dictionary is has a lot of words, amirite?

it's not like one word shows up on every page in the dictionary

If god didn't want us to eat cow he would have made them run faster, amirite?
@1302314

You eat babies?

If they made a website for the Hunger Games like My Life is Average or My Life is Twilight, what would they call it? My Life is Hungry? amirite?
@Montana I'm pretty sure that JK Rowling didn't invent the "Two guys one girl" character presence.

I know. I was just stating the similarities. I'm pretty sure JK Rowling didn't invent old people either.

Girls: however dysfunctional it may seem, it would be great if stores made push-up sports bras/work out clothes, amirite?
Girls: It's annoying when you actually want to wash your hands but there are too many people in front of the mirrors doing their makeup, amirite?

I just scream "I have GERMS!" and they back away, but that's probably why people tend to avoid me anyway.