god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
@LeoEckman 0.o YES TOTALLY

But Guys: What if GOD made time macne and went to the futer????? What then?

Not to be racist, but how do people in Asian countries text? China has over 60,000 characters. Amirite?

What, a baked potato too good for you?! It has to be in a salad?! Racist Jerk.

just cuz im 11 dosnt mean im not in luv with my boyfriend, amirite?

Go ride your bike, little child

Nice Hummer. Sorry about your penis, amirite?

Some women would rather use the electric cars. If you get what I'm sayin'.

just cuz im 11 dosnt mean im not in luv with my boyfriend, amirite?
@oink Yeah... I am :'( cries in my lonely corner

Knocks down both walls with me sledgehammer
No need to cry, Oinky. Your corner is no more.

There's no "I" in "denial", amirite?

There are two 'O's in Obvious.

Black history month is racist. amirite?

You're so right. There should be a time of the year where we all sit in class and learn about what white people have contributed throughout American History. Oh, wait...
Yeah Black History Month would be racist. If there wasn't HIspanic History/Heritage Month (October) or Asian History/Heritgage Month (May) (Yes, they exist. Look them up) And if American society hadn't spent decades making sure the accomplishments and contributions of black americans and other minorities weren't well known and that the contributions of whites were, I'd be behind you and your statement.

Drink apple juice because OJ will kill you. amirite?
@JennaGee Just wanted to clear it up for the blacks in denial: HE DID IT.

As a black person I'm obligated to say he's innocent. They made it a rule at the last black people meeting.

you mean you don't have one now? lolpoor

Why do most African Americans have that 'I was a slave' complex? It was 200 years ago, time to move on. amirite?

Because African Americans continued to be oppressed up until the early 1970's (at least) and continue to to suffer the effects of slavery and segregation to this day = both mentally and physically (and by that I mean socially and economically).

There should be only one World's Greatest Dad shirt. And you should have to kill the previous owner to wear it. amirite?


(I wonder how many people will get this reference)

Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer, amirite?

Solution: "God helps those who help themselves."

Americans are all like "hey, we hav to lern 50 states!!1 so stop teling me to lern mor about other country's!!!" Dear Americans, I can name the 50 states and all the countries in this planet. Will you now stop being ignorant and learn about the outside world? No? You won't? Well, to be honest, I didn't expect you to stop being ignorant ever. It's part of your culture, amirite?

Knowing the names of all the countries doesn't mean jack -squat. It certainly doesn't make you smart. If I can name 200 kinds of insects, does that make me intelligent? No, it means I can memorize things. It DOESN'T EVEN prove you have accurate knowledge about these countries. You can name all 200 countries and I can name only 7 outside of the U.S.. But say I've been to all seven of these countries and have experienced their culture, natural life etc - Who is more ignorant of the outside world? The person who knows the names or the person who actually has knowledge about the countries they've been? Judging an entire country on whether they know a map is ridiculous, IMO.

I can only imagine how difficult that must be. Best wishes and thoughts go out to you and yours.

Gummi worms are the best and most delicious form of worm, amirite?

You clearly haven't tried the other kinds then.