"Manuscript" is probably the classiest place to hide the word "anus.", amirite?
@poler10 And endorsement is a great place to hide semen...

Can I come over to night to look over your manuscript, and maybe give it my endorsement? hello smilie

The idiom "a penny for your thoughts" has no business being used in an era when anyone can be sued up to $115,000 for downloading a song illegally and when the concept of intellectual property is being abused to no end, amirite?
thinking someone's prego and them just being fat is worse than you thinking they're just fat but they happen to be prego, amirite?

That happens to me all the time. I'll grab a fat person by the hair and strangle her upside down over a bowl of pasta and shake her violently, only to realize too late that she wasn't actually Prego.

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?

"We don't hate you because you got POTD. You got POTD because we hate you."

If somebody tells you to "Be a doll and (insert task here)", it is more than acceptable to go across the room, sit in a chair with all your ligaments straightened, and slightly smile with a creepy stare. amirite?
@Harlem Or if you're asked to be a dear and you start prancing around gracefully like a deer

or go out into the middle of the highway and just stare into the headlights of all the cars

Guys: For those of us who haven't, you really look forward to giving oral sex to a girl, amirite?
Harry Potter would have had a much easier time if he just used the internet. "Who is Nicholas Flamel?" "Lets google it!" "How am I supposed to breathe under water for an hour?" "I bet Wikipedia has an article about it!" "Oh God, where is Voldemort's last horcrux?" "I don't know, lets check his Twitter!" Amirite?

If they had the Internet, Voldemort would've won. Harry would have been too busy wanking.

All the bad shit you hear about drugs makes you kind of want to try them, amirite?

I'm planning on doing all the drugs i can find once i'm 85 or so hahaha

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Guys: you'd rather have one less hand/leg than have no penis, amirite?

YouTube video thumbnail Pick one guys.

The world is not just America. amirite?


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