Can I come over to night to look over your manuscript, and maybe give it my endorsement?
I believe the face you're looking for is http://ctrlv.in/76061
That happens to me all the time. I'll grab a fat person by the hair and strangle her upside down over a bowl of pasta and shake her violently, only to realize too late that she wasn't actually Prego.
"We don't hate you because you got POTD. You got POTD because we hate you."
or go out into the middle of the highway and just stare into the headlights of all the cars
Real men eat pussy.
If they had the Internet, Voldemort would've won. Harry would have been too busy wanking.
I'm planning on doing all the drugs i can find once i'm 85 or so hahaha
Pick one guys.