+1,233The perfect pet is a pet rock. It doesn't need food, you don't have to walk it, it doesn't pee in your hand, plus you can throw it at people you don't like, amirite?
+720A rubber band gun in algebra class would be a weapon of math disruption, amirite?
+344In his song 'Grenade,' there isn't a single thing Bruno Mars said he would do that would help in a real life situation. It would've been more true if he said something like, "I'd get rid of my cat because you're allergic for you," amirite?
+797Dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish, amirite?
+586If they really want people to stop killing endangered species, they should rename them SnugglieWugglies, because who would kill a SnugglieWugglie? amirite?
+508I love you with all my penis. I would say I love you with all my heart, but my penis is bigger, amirite?
-690You would totally give Anthony a BJ for him to make one of your posts Post of the Day, amirite?
+856Ipods were getting smaller, and smaller, and smaller, then suddenly BAM! Ipad. Wtf? amirite?