Someone born on Feb 29 2000 won't have a birthday when they turn 100. amirite?
@Rockdude5890 Yeas they will I'm pretty sure anyways. 4 X 25 equals a hundred

Every 100 years there is no leap year (e.g 1900, 2100) However, every 400 years there is, so 2000 was a leap year but 2100 won't be

Roses are red , roses are blue , depending on their velocity relative to you. amirite?

Ah, the Doppler effect. Same reason why sirens of emergency vehicles appear high pitched when moving towards you but lower pitch when moving away from you. It's due to the compression or stretching of sound waves in this case which is perceived as pitch. Interesting stuff indeed.

In the case of light, red light has a longer wavelength than blue light. So when something moves away its light is red-shifted because the light waves coming from it are stretched out behind it due to its relative velocity from you. When it moves toward you the light waves compress so it is shifted towards the blue end of the spectrum.

Most women probably wish all males with a dick smaller than 7 in was killed, amirite?
@By that logic all women with small boobs should be killed too

No. Most males don't care about boobs size and many prefer smaller ones

Nowadays people are probably more afraid of losing their phones than losing their wallets. amirite?

With bitcoin they are one in the same.

It's likely you've walked by a killer at least once in your life. amirite?

Well I mean, war veterans are everywhere so.. yes.

If you totaled the amount of time experienced by the whole human population in a single second, it would equal over 214 years. amirite?

Total nonsense

Some of our potential siblings may have been swallowed, amirite?
A boiled egg is more filling than a fried egg despite having one less ingredient. amirite?

What ingredient is missing?

You can not change the people in your life, but you can change the people in your life. amirite?

Jaden Smith... is that you?

Touch is the only sense that isn't only on your face, amirite?
Surgeons are professional people openers. amirite?

Why is that NSFW?

Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?
If you put a pepper on a bell, it becomes a bell pepper. amirite?

If you put a pepper on a bell it becomes a pepper bell, if you put a bell on a pepper it becomes a bell pepper.

So if you can you just make a law wear for now on when the five year olds of today grow up even if the person was 6 at the time they can't have sex with them, that would get rid of all STDs, amirite?
@nmigo Dude...what??

OP is saying - make a law where there's a cut off limit for people having sex. Like, everyone born on or before December 31, 1979 can have sex with anyone else born on or before December 31, 1979, but they're not allowed to have sex with anyone born on or after January 1, 1980.